HAH

HAH

-slime

Can I use the restroom?@

Can I Use The Restroom?@

Thank you for the question, anonymous! Unfortunately the restroom is for employees only.

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

Can I use the restroom?

Wilbur Soot:

Yeah sure. Here you go.

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2 years ago

HAHAHAHHH GUESS WHO ORDERED ONE

-slime

Get One >>here
Get One >>here
Get One >>here
Get One >>here

Get one >>here<< :D:D:D


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1 year ago

im going to watch the vod because i only have access to twitch on my small ass phone and i want to watch it like a fuckin horror movie

on my big screen tv, w all the lights off and the candles lit 😈

but ill still watch it 🙌😊😊

How many hours will each genloss ep be?

First one: around 2-3 hours I THINK

Second one: also around 2-3 hours

Third one: 1-2 hours (but it’s the best one by far)

1 year ago

so happy for u toms!! so much luck to u i hope she accepts <33

-slime

happy gay month im gonna fully ‘come out’ to my mom —tell her i want her to call me toby & use he/they to refer to me— at some point this month:D


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2 years ago

[tw technoblade]

hopefully people have techno blocked as a word if they're sensitive on the topic because ive still not found out how to make a read more on mobile hsjsj just make sure your aware of the fact that this is on techno's passing in general....

--

ive found that i am never going to accept the fact that techno passed away.

like, i will always believe that techno is still alive. "hes taking a break. he will post a video on april fools day announcing that it was not serious. hes not really dead."

like dude technoblade never dies, its the go-to, most well-known quote by techno himself.

i just dont believe it

i will never really believe it no matter how much people could tell me "he's gone. hes in a better place" NO, SHUTTF UP

i dont care how much i hint at it myself you are NOT going to tell me that techno isnt alive right here right now, continuing his epic ass battle with cancer that'll end in victory

/neg/av/srs

-slime


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2 years ago

win, but i was very close to losing. second most-chose option. i tell you i have luck when it comes to gambling i swear. ask my experience.

-slime

Poll Russian Roulette: if you pick the most chosen option, you lose.


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2 years ago

How Could you Forget?

[tw angst/swearing/murder mentions]

[a/n ; this fic is based off of the las nevadas lore stream from quackity. i would say if youve not watched it then you probably wont understand the topic but id hope you watched it. it was great. ANYWAY--]

quackity he/him, karljacobs he/him, sapnap he/him

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

His heart raced.

Murderer.

Reason I died.

Why would you bring that up?

Multiple different emotions. Anger. Sadness. Shock. His trust drained with every step he took. He didn't bother to look back, his hair and wings soaked. Ears clogged.

"Quackity, wait! Please!"

Echoing behind him. His mind was playing tricks on him. He was imagining it. Don't look back.

A hand placed upon his shoulder. He'd jerked, his wings spreading out.

A yelp, a splash to the muddy ground. He turned.

"Quackity.. Please! I don't know what's wrong with Karl, I'm sure he's just joking. I- please come back!"

Sapnap.

He pleaded. Desperately.

"Sapnap, back away. I can't- I have to go, man."

Sapnap stood up, slipping. "Quackity.. I.. Please.. I didn't think it would turn out this way!"

"I never want to see Karl ever fucking again. Sapnap, I love you. But keep Karl every inch away from me. As far as possible."

"...I understand.

...I love you too."

His mind swirled.

Anger. Betrayal. Sadness. Confusion. Hurt.

"This is supposed to be about peace."

"And all I know about you is that you're a terrorizing murderer!"

"If you're gonna sit here and label me as a fucking murderer..."

"What history!?"

"Karl, this isn't funny, dude."

"It's Quackity!"

...

He doesn't remember me.

El Rapids?

Las Nevadas.. Kinoko Kingdom?

George. Sapnap.

"Murderer."

"That was a plan that we agreed on!"

"How could you forget the history that we had together?!"

...

How could you forget about me?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

-slime


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2 years ago

I hope you feel better 🫂

[/gen] thx kai

-slime


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2 years ago

happy birthday @tubbosfriend ❤

and happy easter btw

-slime


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