Im Not The Oldest; Im A Middle Child

winners pov perhaps

anyone?

just me?

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"how about "technoblade never dies""

"no."

he was so just. Straightforward lmao

-slime

TechnoDad posted his last texts with Techno on Techno’s reddit.

[Image ID:

A cropped screenshot of a reddit post by u/MrTechnoDad in r/Technoblade. The title reads “Last Texts”. Attached is a cropped screenshot of his text history with Techno, whose icon is art of one of his very old skins, with the crown gems concentrated on his forehead. The conversation goes as follows:

Techno: Hey do you know how. To access the document!

Techno: Thumbnail: all blaxck

TechnoDad: Got it

Techno: Title:'idk.'so long nerds” maybe. If you think of anything better you can use it

TechnoDad: Ok

TechnoDad: How about “Technoblade Never Dies”

Techno: No

TechnoDad: “So Long Nerds” is pretty good

TechnoDad: I’ll figure it out

End ID]

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i really like the idea of those five-sentence ask games, so if you can:

send me an ask with a starter for a fanfic and ill write the next five sentences :D -- i will probably only write angst, fluff, and hurt/comfort! and i will only write for dream smp no nsfw and i'll only write for ships if they are canon (few examples are karlnapity, et c. et c.), or ships that arent canon must be mentioned as platonic or simply just the duo. -- (NOTICE: I WILL NOT BE WRITING ROMANTIC BEEDUO. it has been made clear beeduo's relationship is ambiguous)

source: https://twitter.com/bootwt/status/1374786870450692097 --

i have writers block and i would like to write a bit so if you can it'd be greatly appreciated. i dont force u to send tho, only if u can <3

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you can find the pictures they posted on twitter!!

AND SKEPPY THINKS HE AND BAD ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER LIKE PLEASE MY HEART 💔💔 IM SO EXCITWD

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🌿 SOFT SOFT SOFT SOFT SOFT

HAPPY DUO

FUCKING FINALLY OH MY LAWD

omg technos tail is the best thing abt this im sorry

the voices screaming at techno "PIE EAT IT PUMPKIN PIE EAT IT PIE"

the headcanon techno has a little tail n it wags if hes happy like a little puppy >>>>>>>>>>

-slime

When you make pumpkin pie but you live 20 feet away from a pig who has over 1,000 scent receptors and also loves pie

Inspired by the bedrockverse rp series: [x]

.Click for quality. Don’t repost to other sites.

i loveee tweek so much

hes so adorablee i want to hug him 😭

-slime

OH SORRY i meant, happy tommyinnit day

its not "easter" what the hecks 'easter' (/refs)

-slime

happy birthday @tubbosfriend ❤

and happy easter btw

-slime

Verrrrry random question

Have you watched the Mario movie yet? Jrjfhtnfndm it’s SO FUCKING GOOD

hi anon

i have not watched the mario movie yet (at the time of answering this)

im gonna watch it soon hopefully !!

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//tw dream, stalking/doxxing

are some inniters. ok ?

tommy had "fans" that were going to show up to his house .. and the first thing that some people do.. is get mad that tommy mentioned dream in the video?

dream practically saved tommys life for christs sake- if dream didnt call tommy and tell him that his LIFE was in danger tommy wouldnt have even KNOWN

i heard from twitter that people were literally saying "you could have used a different person/mentioned someone else" like babe WHAT ? tommy said that dream specifically protected him and people make a big fuss over the mention of dream that they start telling tommy to change the way that the story is supposed to be told ?

be happy dream had found out about it and helped tommy by telling him, and even stayed on call for hours while he was dealing with that. like, tommy could have had multiple people at his house trying to see, or worse attack, him in that moment if it werent for dream letting him know

-slime

what the fuck is WRONG with people??

i feel so bad for tommy--he was just a child. he didnt deserve to go through that