i remember that i had the Fattest crush on this one guy for 2 years and i still haven't told my friends
like i would steal glances at him and all that
they still don't know
GUESS WHO CAN KEEP A SECRET???!?!
please tell me y'all aren't actually this stupid.
as a percy jackson fan and a marauders fan i see solangelo and i see jegulus and i go 'oH mY gOdS tHaTs ThE sAmE tHiNg WdYm???'
and im RIGHT
Sometimes i watch a really shitty video and go straight to the comments just to realise I'm the problem.
me when i lie:
I can behave normally around books
sometimes i wonder if Americans are all really stupid or if it's all one national inside joke.
bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM
i hate when i tell somebody who i like and they go "oh so you're into older men?" and he's 5 months older than me.
some people need to understand the difference between understanding, defending and excusing somebody's actions.
I'll never understand sightseeing. Like, wow, a really big rock! Does it sing and dance or something?
sometimes a boy in my class will make a joke and i laugh for a second then remember I can't or I'll be called a pick me.