If You Need It #3

i be saying 'mama didnt raise no bitch' but honestly, the truth is 'mama didnt raise me at all'

i don't do much studying at school. i just sit down and pray these idiots aren't actually this idiotic.

sometimes i wonder if Americans are all really stupid or if it's all one national inside joke.

lady bird hit way too hard. like i've had mommy issues forever and i know she loves me and she cares but i dont think she likes me. i just want her to like me. do you like me mum?

whenever my friends comfort me by saying something like 'it's okay cus in the end what matters is ur happy' i just reply with 'PHILOSOPHICAL BS HAHA' because i am unable to process the fact that they care.

I'll never understand sightseeing. Like, wow, a really big rock! Does it sing and dance or something?

guess who just declined the one of the best schools in the state cus it's 2 hours way!! (it's me!!!)

me when he's the second son:

when barty crouch jr was caught at the end of the triwizard tournament, he was happy for 2 reasons.

the smaller reason, reason number 1, was that the dark lord was coming back.

we all know that in even cannon barty absolutely WORSHIPED the dark lord and he was estatic he was back.

the second reason, which i think was the larger one, was that he knew he was about to die.

he knew it, we knew, we all did.

it was practically, like, standing on a stage in front of everyone.

but he was happy to die because he would meet his best friends regulus and pandora again.

he was happy because he was going to meet his Evan again.

but he didn't.

he never did, and never will.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?