Breakfast At Wayne Manor

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

Hawks Headcanon #2

Hawks is a bird, right? And birds literally cannot taste spice that well, at all. In fact, birds are one of the biggest ways spicy jalapenos can even spread their seeds.

So, I like to imagine that this trait is something Hawks has, due to his Quirk. He can't taste spice at all.

To remedy this, I imagine Hawks, when he has the time, has made a home-made soup recipe for himself involving a fuck ton of Carolina Reapers.

It is so spicy, that it has been deemed, in Keigo's personal opinion, too hot for almost all human tongue, except his own.

The people who have tried it, Mirko and Best Jeanist to name a few, have actually gone red and teary eyed, losing their sense of taste for days afterwards.

But Keigo?

The little shit can't taste a thing. It's mild to him. And he adores this fact, because it means he can give unsuspecting friends/colleagues a small taste, and laugh at their reactions while giving them something to remedy the spice.

The only person who can thoroughly enjoy the taste with Keigo and have it also taste sorta spicy, maybe a bit more spicier than Hawks can because he's partially less bird, or maybe hasn't developed an immunity to spice due to being part bird, is none other than Tokoyami.

As an AO3 author…

If someone responds with a keyboard smash, then obviously, I’m keyboard smashing back.

Like. Thank you for this wonderful code, I can interpret this, I know what the keyboard smash means, thus I’m going to respond in the ancient code of excited happy feelings.

Guys is this trend still a thing? Guys? GUYS- COME BACK-

I’ve been watching MHA recently can u tell

What if our bones get gunked up like our teeth do, but the reason we don’t know that, is because our blood brushes and keeps our bones cleaned like toothbrushes do?

And the reason why our bones get frail the more we move less and become more lazy, is from less blood flow thus more cavities to our bones?

So we should move more and exercise more to brush our bones so they don’t get cavities, too, just like our teeth.

Dick, to the Titans: OK this is my little brother, everyone has to be so nice to him!

Jason, 6'4, built like a double fridge and holding a gun: Hey.

The Titans:

Years later.

Dick, to the Titans again: OK this is my even littler brother, everyone be super super nice to him!

Duke, 6'2, built like a linebacker and lit up like a glo stick: Yo.

The Titans:

Years after that.

Dick, again, to the Titans: OK this is my littlest baby brother, everyone has to be so sweet to him! He's a baby!

Damian, 18 and 6'0, made of pure muscle and holding a sword: Greetings.

The Titans: ...where are you finding these brothers.

Headcannon that Jason got the headstone from his grave and put it above his bed because it says 'Here lies Jason Todd' (he broke off the good soldier bit ofc) and thinks it's the funniest thing ever, some of the family, of course, are horrified.

Dick, at Jason's before they go out on patrol: Hey Jaybird, make sure to bring a spare respir--WHAT THE HELL?!?

Dick, looking frantically between Jason and the headstone: this is clearly a threat. Somebody knows your identity. I swear to GOD when I find who did this--

Jason, looking up from his phone comepletely unbothered: oh yeah, about that

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Bonus:

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Tim, climbing through Jasons bedroom window: Hey, its me, dont shoot. Do you have a first aid kit here right?

Jason, getting up from where he was reading in bed: ugh yeah sure, one sec

Jason, proceeds to grab a sticky note saying 'DOES NOT' and jabs it onto the headstone so it reads 'Here DOES NOT lie Jason Todd':

Tim:

Tim: okay that's funny

Midoriya : i would take a bullet for you

Todoroki : please don't, taking a bullet would hurt me less than seeing you hurt

Kirishima : i would die for you

Bakugo : don't you fucking dare

Shinsou : i would sleep for you

Kaminari : *tears up* you would ?

Aizawa : i would smile for you

Yamada : MIRACLEEEE

Dabi : i would kill for you

Hawks : you would kill for fun

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.