Tag Urself I’m Functional Cryptid

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

Happy Pride day!!! 

I did these babies for pride month, but I was waiting for today to upload the all together. So here you have your pride danger noodles to celebrate! :D I really had a ball doing these, I fucking love drawing snakes. And shot out to @prideknights​ cos his armor collection was the one that finally made me decide to make a collection of my own.

(Also they are awesome and I encurage you to ake a look at their page)

+ Bonus

Thanks R* for giving us the sexy cowboy we needed

Headcanon where all of the Avengers assume that Bucky was the one who used to get Steve into trouble during the pre-war and war days, but within 3 days of Bucky joining the team they all realize that it is actually the exact opposite.

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

““If you really believe that representation doesn’t matter, then why the fuck are you threatened by it? If not seeing yourself depicted in stories has no negative psychological impact - if the breakdown of who we see on screen has no bearing on wider social issues - then what would it matter if nine stories out of ten were suddenly all about queer brown women? No big, right? It wouldn’t change anything important; just a few superficial details. Because YOU can identify with ANYONE. So I guess the problem is that you just don’t want to. Because deep down, you think it’ll make stories worse. And why is that? Oh, yeah: because it means they wouldn’t all be about YOU.””

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fozmeadows (via kawaii-afro-fluff)

because it would threaten your white superiority

but whites want to act like they’re ignorance and racism is a sign of them being more intellectual

(via blackfeminism)

get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful

hey anyone know if this little red dude hanging out to the left of the moon is mars??? or something else???