Latest Posts by smelly-teabag - Page 3

imagine you went on a little weekend getaway with your fellow birder in crime in your local state park hoping to record some incredible and unique bird sounds to study and you came across a settlement of teenage girls screaming and harmonizing while skipping around a fire next to an alter of a man's head. happened to my friend nameless birder #1

All I want is to take care of her.

To be able to come over anytime she just needs someone there. To be able to hold her, and make her feel safe. To offer comfort and to let her know she’s so incredibly special.

I want to make her comfort food and get her favourite drink. I want to pack her bag in the evening so she can stay in bed a few minutes longer in the morning. I want to give her my shirt or hoodie to wear, so she knows I’m always with her. I want to give her comfort with the smallest gestures, a hug just because, holding her hand when she’s next to me.

I want her to know she’s not alone, and that I would do absolutely anything for her. I want to make the bad days a little easier, and the good days even better <3

i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend.

experimenting w new brushes + side character round-up

#like watching the mona lisa get painted

people are overlooking the obvious: many of the girls don’t want to be rescued because 1) they know what they’re doing is a crime 2) they found a new purpose in the wilderness that they aren’t willing to let go of. do you really think that shauna, who has been frantically journaling for months about how she deserves to be the antler queen, is going to let a few stray hikers take that from her now that she finally has it? melissa and the other girls see her the way she saw jackie. she would (and does) kill to keep that. that’s why she’s the most interesting character! she’s the one who spearheads their descent into total irredeemable madness.

im on my way home but im carrying a lot with me so i had to sit down for a break but this bench is making me crazy… the sunlight falling right onto it, the grass getting taller. today is so awesome i love spring forever

"with tears in my eyes, i begged you to stay."

"i love you, but no fucking way."

on my knees begging to be someone’s butch husband. i have a carnal desire to fix things around the house in my boxers. make sure my femme’s gas tank is full. mow the lawn in shorts in and a wife pleaser. build a coop for the chickens she rescued. plant vegetables in our little garden. cook meals on lazy weekends. cuddle while watching a movie. enjoy the easy silence between us.

I don’t know how Taissa got into law school after Misty absolutely DEMOLISHED her in that trial she was low-key an amazing lawyer

Passing the blunt but I keep flipping it away from their fingers and slipping them empty filters like a Turkish ice cream vendor

shauna's downfall being the most middle-aged mom mistake possible (not knowing how to properly delete a file)

i’m a simple dyke

building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session

i wanna rest between her thighs, lay my head on her stomach and trace my hands over her hips and waist and chest

listen to her tell me all ab her day

press kisses against her skin

sigh as she runs her fingers through my hair

ima cry

cishet men and minors dni

The fact that Travis sleeps surrounded by Javi’s drawings and holding his little wolf figurine makes me feel physically ill

fav cod character?

understand that i am looking through the lens of ‘all the male characters in this franchise are beautiful women, actually’ when i say it’s krueger, könig, or soap.