Latest Posts by smelly-teabag - Page 4

i miss kissing. i love to kiss

Print design I was working on

fuckkk i want her to tell me im pretty.

when im sleepy. when im sucking on her fingers. in between messy kisses. as she slides her hands around my waist. as she kisses my neck. when she tugs me forward by my belt. while her nails drag down my back. when she pushes her fingers inside me. as she marks my chest n makes it look owned. ugh.

Being clingy is so cute, yeah lay down on my chest, kiss me 10 times in a row for no reason, hold my arm in public, hug me at random times, spam me, be all over me, show me your attention, I love that shit.

my girl is so hot it makes me fucking insane

she sends me one picture and i’m wanting to fuck into her like a desperate whore????

she’s so fine i can’t

her waist? her hips? her stomach? her fucking thighs? her hands??? her pretty face? i’m UNWELL

imtotallyfinefuckme

I’m a dork I’m a nerd I’m a geek I’m a loser and I will seduce a beautiful femme with my lameness one day

loser boy butch x goddess femme

Oh to be called boy in a lesbian way. Handsome in a butch sort of manner. A dyke type of boyfriend. A lesbian guy. Dude. Husband. Please

i think about this everyday

i need a butch to lay their head on my chest immediately

femme that takes forever to get ready x butch that adoringly watches <3

something something, in a no plane crash universe, mari and nat getting to be soft gfs, mari getting teased for being an absolute simp for nat, nat being so observant of mari and her moods, bringing her a blue raspberry slushy whenever she’s having a bad day. nat being completely wrapped up in mari’s yellow hoodie, refusing to give it back, nat giving mari her leather jacket when she’s cold at a party. i just need fics of these two being cute together i don’t give a shit if it’s a crackship

Stomach kisses right above the waistband of my boxers make me feral. like damn, do that again please

To be a cute farm boy who works all day on the field and comes back home to his wifey who takes good care of him *dreamy sighs*

Woke up with a visceral need to be holding a pretty girl while she puts little sleepy kisses on my neck

I like to be a little stupid recreationally

do you guys like autistic butches who won't shut up about their interests and don't know how to flirt at all

Long distance is so hard because what do you MEAN I can't open her car doors, carry her bags, give her my sweater, push her shopping cart, be seen with her in public, hold her hand... kiss her, taste her...

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

wanna wake up in the arms of a soft and warm and sleepy girl actually

Oh my God Melissa being dressed as a bunny in the hunt and Jackie being symbolized through bunnies is insane shit

Mari lore goes absolutely crazy when you realize the only things we know about her pre-crash is:

1) Mari was in the room with her sick baby cousin when she started dying

And 2) she got dumped so the guy could be with his cousin

I need a butch who will write the cutest, cheesiest posts about me online, post my photos to their stories captioning them "look how cute my femme is", keep my pictures in their wallet, bag, pocket, everywhere and anywhere they'd want to keep me, one who will let me use their arm & neck as a shade and scent tester during a makeup and perfume haul, one who I could wrap my scarf around when they're cold and one that would fan me with anything they got on their hands when I'm fatigued and hot.

BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAA YES GOD YES GODDD

she is literally suffering while serving the cuntiest boyfriend realness. the BOXERS????? this is my boyfriend.

stealing from twitter

don't worry guys i've been working hard on the case and i've solved the polycule dynamics

The implications of the fact that Jackie and Shauna used to make out and that the feelings were reciprocal on both sides being basically confirmed-- listen either those two girls straight up hooked up and lost their "virginities" (hate that word) to each other but Jackie had a lot of comphet and was too repressed and said that it didn't count—which drove Shauna insane—or they in fact ONLY made out and it's gonna turn out that that tweet that said that "Jackie was planning to climb that girl like a tree in Seattle" was true and she in fact was planning to take Shauna's virginity and lose hers with her too during nationals lmao?

and no i'm not going to talk about natalie being so good and skillful at keeping quiet during a hunt and listening for her surroundings as a direct result of her abusive upbringing, but we can all hold hands while we think about it collectively in silence