Latest Posts by smelly-teabag - Page 5

dying from lack of girlfriend. tell my story.

Yes, I wanna be called a good girl. No, I’m not gonna wear lingerie or makeup for you, just my boxers and a content smile on my face

Daydreaming about being a butch dad a lot lately... wanna build my kiddos the coolest toys - puzzles, wagons, slides, treehouses, any fun projects - while I show them how to use tools in their cute lil safety gear. Give em big bear hugs and tell em I'm so proud of them when they learn something new. Get distracted from projects and tussle with em and my femme in the yard instead

i love bossy femmes. i love bossy femmes so much. i am on my knees for bossy femmes. oh my god. i can’t. please. I LOVE BOSSY FEMMES.

Two Women Kissing in Nature (b. 1859)

— by Georges Rochegrosse

being a nat stan is like…. seeing this amazingly complex character with more baggage than you can imagine for the first time and thinking “wow i really love her and i can’t wait to see more of her! i’m so glad she survived!”

and then you watch her go through the nastiest most horrific shit past AND present day…THEN SHE DIES. and then you think “this cannot POSSIBLY get worse for me….she’s DEAD. she DIED when she FINALLY WANTED TO LIVE…VIA FENTANYL…WHEN SHE WAS CLEAN. HER DEATH WAS RULED AN OVERDOSE WHEN SHE WAS FINALLY CLEAN AND MAKING PEACE WITH HERSELF. HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY GET WORSE FOR ME?”

and then season 3 comes out…and you’re forced to watch her younger self go through shit that SOMEHOW makes her HORRIFIC DEATH look PEACEFUL. she is FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE left and right and just when you think “okay this is the worst of it” IT SOMEHOW GETS WORSE.

anyways….safe to say we deserved the satisfaction of this episode. she finally caught a fucking win.

I really like the full context of the pit girl scene. What we thought was them going feral and chasing someone to a brutal death. Most of them didn’t want that hunt, they didn’t strip down a girl and hunt her out of enjoyment like we all thought. They were trying fool Shauna and help Nat escape so they could go home. Most of them were just kids who wanted to go home.

started listening to the sundays and im feeling like a whimsy fairy in my whimsy garden with my whimsy fairy friends

these three should've been vaping in the school bathrooms together

RIP Mari Ibarra you would've loved becoming Callie's fun aunt against her mother's will and vaping and eating a cheeseburger with her as you talked shit about Shauna to her and driving Shauna insane.

Mari to Shauna as soon as she dies and gets to the Afterlife:

The adult timeline version of Nat is really starting to take shape. I can absolutely hear Juliette Lewis in her delivery!

misty as the final one standing. they're all going to hunt each other until nobody's left except misty will always be left. she's always been the outsider of the group. she was desperate to be one of the girls but despite what they all went through together in the wilderness, she's still the outsider and she is always going to be just that and this time it might actually save her life

One thing about Shauna and her beef with Mari is that she wants to be respected and worshipped and if she can't have that she want people to fear her. And Mari never did either. Mari never worshipped her nor felt like she had to walk around eggshells around Shauna like everyone else did. She didn't pity her. And she wasn't scared of her. Which is kind of stupid at times, but also really telling. The others saw Shauna as if she was the Terminator, but Mari always saw her as a pathetic teenage girl with a lot of insecurities. Which is how Shauna feels deep down and it drove her mad, having someone whose very presence reminded her of those insecurities. And she becomes leader and and Mari still wasn't afraid of her! She becomes Nat's biggest supporter instead! Nope, she never showed her fear toward Shauna. Not even when she was hunted. She was afraid of dying. Not of Shauna. Mari didn't even give Shauna the pleasure of looking her in the eye when she put the necklace on her. Shauna never had the treat of seeing fear in Mari's eyes. Instead Mari tried to take her out with a knife and then told Shauna off one last time, telling her she deserves everything (bad) that's gonna happen to her.

No respect. No fear. Ever. The only time Shauna could have any control over Mari was after Mari was dead. Which says a lot about Mari as a person.

i find it very funny how these are two screenshots from the same show. like what do you mean there’s cannibalism and also a silly bird dancing dream sequence. this is so unserious

Mari's last words being smth adjacent to "oh fuck off" is literally the most mari thing ever. I am going to miss her so much.

Most unrealistic thing about Yellowjackets is that we haven’t had a scene about Mari and Travis talking mad shit about the others in Spanish

Enjoying the complexity of Shauna Shipman while not being able to stand the sight of her without feeling visceral rage and the need to see her suffer are both truths that can exist at the same time

gay sex. reblog if agree

my eyes are extra pretty when they’re filled with tears and i’m on my knees looking up at you btw

Mari being a vape fiend and Nat looking at her like 😒 whenever she hits it because it's always some fuckass flavor like strawberry apple smoothie. Nat gives her a cigarette exactly once and Mari coughs so bad she throws up.

Marinat truly does be serving "petty hater lowkey idiot mean girl who is actually an empathetic and caring person deep down" x "rebellious and misunderstood outsider with a heart of gold" realness I think they should kiss.

nat coming back all holy jolly from the cliff just to find out mari died giving her enough time to call for help..oh marinat how i love you so dearly

got marinat-pilled n its ruining my life

I gotta say, I didn't get the Marinat appeal, but now I totally do and it's partially thanks to this fic, so give it a shot and some love if you want to.

https://archiveofourown.org/users/parasolar/pseuds/parasolar/works?fandom_id=67959073

We need more Marinat in the world.