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im so sorry this is all i have to offer rn

i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

'which meanings' uh oh. sobbing

i think my life just hates me a lot because the one day i need to concentrate and get some work done i feel really sick and really really tired and i think i would like to leave this planet and go live on another one. like neptune. i think it would fix me

the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

decapitates you but its clear that im not used to using a sword so it takes like 3 swings and i still havent fully got through your spine and theres blood everywhere and im honestly kinda getting frustrated now so i just kick your corpse a couple times and leave

i think my life just hates me a lot because the one day i need to concentrate and get some work done i feel really sick and really really tired and i think i would like to leave this planet and go live on another one. like neptune. i think it would fix me

they are funny to me

squirrel warmup doodle, feel free to use as an icon or whatever!

𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔭𝔞𝔴 🌙🍁

riverbream

never posted on tumblr before, gonna start sharing ocs nowww

cat

Back at it again with my ClanGen game! You might remember me talking about ClanGen. You may naturally assume I've picked it up again recently and decided to draw my clan's ten founders, and that I spent a few days to a week making this. And you would, naturally, be wrong. I started this in February. I drew the first eight cats. All that was left was Morningpaw and Creekpaw. But I just. Stopped. And forgot about it. Until a month or so ago, when I FINALLY drew the last two cats. And then I forgot about it again until a week or two ago, when I finished it up, and I'm now posting it.

These cats are from HeronClan, a fanmade Warriors Clan that lives by the sea. They are the Clan's founders. You might have noticed the 2:3 adult to child ratio, which was an accident, and resulted in Rowanstar getting four apprentices: Wolfpaw, Webpaw, Morningpaw and Creekpaw. I can only imagine what that must have been like. Mouselarch was the only warrior at the beginning, too. I'm now in the 30-somethingth moon, and the Clan has wayyy more members now; I'm thinking of drawing another list of cats once I get to Moon 50, but we'll have to see.

Here are the traits/skills of each cat, so you can get a bit of a feel for their personalities:

Rowanstar: calm, unusually strong fighter

Toadheart: careful, great teacher

Skystripe: faithful, great hunter (pain)

Mouselarch: strange, good teacher

Wolfpaw: patient

Ganderpaw: ambitious

Hillpaw: ambitious

Webpaw: loyal

Morningpaw: compassionate

Creekpaw: cold

I started this game before the experience system changed, so that's why the apprentices don't have skills yet.

Anyway, I've been procrastinating on this thing for long enough, so here it is! Enjoy.

sketching

ive had this as an old sketch for ages, so the other day i finished it up a little

im not sure who originally it was meant to be but it is an alpenglow cat sooo.. art :]

everybody look at my sad weak word count in fake amazement please :] i succeeded in finishing it

writing fanfiction is hell why do people do it. how are people writing over 2-3k words. on the regular. how.

darkwatcher and skystar dynamic

how do i come up with an ending sentence

writing fanfiction is hell why do people do it. how are people writing over 2-3k words. on the regular. how.

big fan of this dubious creature so far

what is it called other than insanity when you write a word and youre pretty sure youve already used it a hundred times somewhere else

writing fanfiction is hell why do people do it. how are people writing over 2-3k words. on the regular. how.

writing fanfiction is hell why do people do it. how are people writing over 2-3k words. on the regular. how.

so i made a lot of fake/concept story covers in my early digital art days of 2020/2021 and i decided to redraw another two yippee.

Night! petting her! getting her warm blankets!! some real and nutritious cat food!!!

sources: ophelia, act IV, scene V // traci brimhall, dear eros // unknown // suzanne scanlone, promising young women // destiny, fieldplates gauntlets // camille rankine, emergency management // fatima aamer bilal, being unwanted is a language // unknown

— Nikita Gill

i draw cats glaring at each other too much anyway heres another

I'm a sucker for hypothetical children, so, what would a NightFinch hypokit potentially look or act like?

oohh ok! :0 i thinkk if its a hypokit, then any design with an incorporation of brown, black and some tabby stripes would be good... maybe ill draw one for fun..

its hard to say what the kit would act like.. because i think Night would absolutely suck at parenting. plus this would have to be a post-civil war situation (if they both didnt die) so Finch would be better off than Night but still a little messed up

if we go with the happiest possible option of alpine sort of communally helping them both and them supporting each other well i think they would grow up to act smart and reserved but absolutely be secretly a menace.. like will do what they're told but will go out of their way to be an inconvenience lmao. nobody wants to complain because they've all seen Finch dismember cats during the war and Night is Night

violence begets violence

i bought something better!!!!!!! i bought the dvd

the transformers one poster that i saw and didnt buy is haunting me. btw.

the transformers one poster that i saw and didnt buy is haunting me. btw.

Finchfeather has been banned from doing the 'welcome to cat hell' tours