Latest Posts by smolsnoozes - Page 4

your honor i need them to be fucked up together

I FORGOT TO SHOW YOU GUYS THE BEST COSPLAY IVE EVER DONE FROM THIS WEEKEND

uh oh!

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

When you, you would, you have, you would, you would ) gay panic boys :3c

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

@enderlemeow @enderlemeow @enderlemeow

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

images to look at to help you fall asleep i think

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

I hope she gets this pack from every single person she knows that has seen her Dandelion crayon collection.

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[Dandelion Crayon Video](which is a delight if you haven't seen it, pure joy encapsulated in wax)

rise & grind gaymers

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

Sonic was never seen again

saw this post and had to draw it lol

so how about that knuckles show huh

BLAZE 🔥🔥🔥!!!

Charmy's age

sonadow wedding🎉🎉🎊✨✨

I also made a mini comic😝

realtalk: i can’t wait for AI to get better to the point where you can have a legit conversation with your computer or phone just for the heck of it imagine how innocent they’d be, and like they don’t know what swearing is until you teach them then they go overboard with it like a child and hhHHHG

Art request--

My version of Mona lisa?

You can say yes or no, I don't really mind :D

(It's my own rise version)

Regardless, have a wonderful day/night!

she’s so cute!!!

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

the voice of the devil

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

This man is living the life.

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

Idk if you take drawing asks but how would you draw Shadow being affectionate? I love your art <3

I don't usually take drawing asks, but I can't resist Shadow being affectionate~