Snagg1et00thz - The WHAT?

Can he do that?

i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.

I understand bill cipher bc if I fumbled Stanford pines I’d also start the apocalypse

made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it

happy father's day to slutty waisted space fathers

work doodle i prolly wont finish but im kinda proud of how the armor came out :]

dusting off art skills and regaining the skill i already possess is definitely annoying but my anatomy's coming back faster than i anticipated so big yay to that !!

Nicko Straniero - Utopia 4 - mixed media on canvas 50x60cms 2024

Fiddleford the man you are (don't ask him, he doesn't remember!)

"it's over when i say it's over"

acrylic on canvas

so where i work, we have people hired to watch the cameras. thats all they do. day in day out, just reporting on what the workers are doing or what the customers are doing (i.e "snaggietooth is in basement" "snaggietooth back on sales floor" weird shit)

whenever something goes amiss at the shop i stare into them Office style and say "chat?" as in "chat, are you seeing this?"

People make a lot of good "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" posts about like school bullies or homework or puberty. But actually my #1 top of the "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" list is the fact that I can leave the event when I want to.

Any event I'm at! I can say "okay well I'm tired I'm going home goodbye." Could not do that shit as a kid. If you're a kid it's like yeah you will sit here at your brother's soccer game in the cold for the next 1.5 hours. You will sit here at your sibling's football practice. You will stay at this BBQ until the whole family is done with the BBQ. You are stuck at the mall until mom finds the pants she needs. You are stuck at the grocery store. No we don't know how long. You are stuck at band practice. It's running late but you're not allowed to leave. You are stuck at the party that the adults said you're leaving soon but they keep talking to these 2 people who showed up late. What the Fuck.

And that shit is on top of having homework.