He’s So Pretty… I Want Him To Be Grievously Injured

I love how when Arthur is talking to Kayne he says that he's both the best and worst of humanity.... like babygirl, I understand the worst of humanity but the best? When? You ate a man you can't say that

I was looking through the malevolent wiki and I'm pretty sure arthur has been punched the same amount of times he has fallen down a hole and gotten seriously injured. Can't be healthy.

Imagine meeting someone for the first time and within 48 hours you pour out your worst traumas, declare that the man is, in fact, your entire life purpose (cue homoerotic tension), drive to a random farm in the middle of nowhere while he continuously seems to speak with some 3rd person, have a bug fucking BURROW into you arm, and then this guy has a reeeally tough time trying to CUT YOUR ARM OFF. With an AXE. And then he just dumps you in a hospital and never speaks to you again. Rip Oscar's left arm

PSA

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The Malevolent brainrot has gotten so bad that everyone I meet will at some point receive a pitch for the show. At this point how am I not going to rant about a skrunkly wet cat of a man and his eldritch boyfriend as they travel throughout time and space while trying to find a will to live and discovering their deeply repressed gay thoughts? And we can't forget about the priest lover, the menace to society that also likes to be treated like a dog sometimes, the ridiculously powerful loose cannon who also apparently likes show biz, the Owl (tm), the absurd amount of masks, the absurd amount of bugs, the absurd amount of flesh, the absurd amount of very large holes, the scar-tissue-to-body percentage, the pantheon of lovecraftian gods etc etc etc. oh yeah and he ate a guy.

Arthur being hit on by every hot single in his area will never not be funny to me

When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (

go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!

Wtf do they mean Charles "was a bit extreme"??? They knew ✨️for a fact✨️ that the night nurse fully intended on sending Edwin back to hell and Charles to his afterlife. That is the one thing they have fought for 30 years to avoid. It was also very clear that the night nurse did not feel pain and was likely immortal, so this was probably the only way to get rid of her for a time. It wasn't extreme it was saving their lives??? And who knows maybe Charles does have anger issues but every time we see him "being angry" it's protecting others from literally being killed. AND AND after trying other things first. It wasn't an impulse decision it was a last resort, and one that worked mind you. They act like this is a major character flaw but like ????since when is saving your best mate from litteral hell a character flaw. Anyway

Our boys have been through so much shit, and for what, more shit??? Like goddammit when are they going to catch a motherfucking break. Can they have a weekend or something??? A nice experience for once in their lives??? Like yeah sure they're not perfect, but I feel at this point the punishment is insane overkill. My shaylas :(