I knew about the lung thing cause my friend already has one failing lung and is a nicotine addict but the liver?
I'm gonna have to add some kidneys or something, christ.
Gavin: I have made a top 10 list of people important to me.
Gavin, taking a folded piece of paper out of his pocket: Number 10 is "I can tolerate you more than most people" And then 1 is "You could steal a lung, my entire left leg and my liver to sell on the black market and I would probably thank you." So, basically-
Nines, deadpan: They wouldn't take your liver, you've destroyed it with alcohol already.
Gavin: ...
Gavin, unfolding the paper: Tina, hand me that pen.
Gavin: You've just been demoted to number 5.
Nines: Where was I before?
Gavin: 9.
Gavin, editing the list: It's a demotion because the more important you are to me, the more I'll inconvenience you.
Chris: Trust me, you don't want to get to number 1.
~~~A few weeks later~~~
Tina, standing up and getting everyone's attention: Important update! Nines has made it to number 1 and Gavin just informed me that they probably won't be here today. I'm giving $50 dollars to whoever guesses what happened correctly.
Hank: Gavin fell down the stairs and convinced Nines that he broke something so he had to go to the hospital!
Tina, writing it down: Wouldn't doubt it, next!
Captain Fowler, walking out of the break room with fresh coffee: Gavin did some dumbass shit and Nines finally got sick of it so Gavin sent that before Nines killed him
Tina: Creative but very probable!
*Many more scenarios are listed until people run out of ideas*
~~~About an hour later~~~
Gavin, walking into the DPD and clocking in: Hey!
Nines in tow, smirking: We apologize for being late.
Gavin, walking with a small limp: ...
Connor: I KNEW IT! OFFICER CHEN, FORK IT OVER
Tina: DAMMIT, YOURE GOOD!
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I’VE GOT 7 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT MONEY. OBVIOUSLY I’M WORKING WITH INSURANCE AND THE BANK TO BUMP THAT NUMBER DOWN BUT FOR NOW i’M PUTTING UP A GOFUNDME
https://www.gofundme.com/44dk6u-help-me-pay-for-top-surgery&rcid=r01-154394855837-1e28212ab0844ef2&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w
Any amount, even just a few dollars, would be a big help from you guys!
I don’t know where this is from, but I found it in a thread on Facebook and I am CRYING
2/?
More Gavin appreciation~
Part 1 here
That's all
also i drew this earlier today and i dont want it to go to waste so here it is. anyone can use it as an icon if they want to.
“Aren’t you the cutest m*therphcker? I’m gonna phckn’ steal you.”
“Gavin you can’t steal my cat.”
Gavin, laying in bed: Hey, look at that. It's 4:20. Nice.
Nines: It is, infact, 4:20. In the morning. Go back to sleep or I'll dump cold coffee on you.
Gavin: Go back to sleep? I haven't slept once in the past 48 hours, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Nines, LED pure red: Well, what helps you go to sleep usually?
Gavin: Getting my energy out usually works.
Nines: Perfect.
*Nines fucking knocks Gavin out*
Holy shit...
I'm legal now
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