I Knew About The Lung Thing Cause My Friend Already Has One Failing Lung And Is A Nicotine Addict But

I knew about the lung thing cause my friend already has one failing lung and is a nicotine addict but the liver?

I'm gonna have to add some kidneys or something, christ.

Gavin: I have made a top 10 list of people important to me.

Gavin, taking a folded piece of paper out of his pocket: Number 10 is "I can tolerate you more than most people" And then 1 is "You could steal a lung, my entire left leg and my liver to sell on the black market and I would probably thank you." So, basically-

Nines, deadpan: They wouldn't take your liver, you've destroyed it with alcohol already.

Gavin: ...

Gavin, unfolding the paper: Tina, hand me that pen.

Gavin: You've just been demoted to number 5.

Nines: Where was I before?

Gavin: 9.

Gavin, editing the list: It's a demotion because the more important you are to me, the more I'll inconvenience you.

Chris: Trust me, you don't want to get to number 1.

~~~A few weeks later~~~

Tina, standing up and getting everyone's attention: Important update! Nines has made it to number 1 and Gavin just informed me that they probably won't be here today. I'm giving $50 dollars to whoever guesses what happened correctly.

Hank: Gavin fell down the stairs and convinced Nines that he broke something so he had to go to the hospital!

Tina, writing it down: Wouldn't doubt it, next!

Captain Fowler, walking out of the break room with fresh coffee: Gavin did some dumbass shit and Nines finally got sick of it so Gavin sent that before Nines killed him

Tina: Creative but very probable!

*Many more scenarios are listed until people run out of ideas*

~~~About an hour later~~~

Gavin, walking into the DPD and clocking in: Hey!

Nines in tow, smirking: We apologize for being late.

Gavin, walking with a small limp: ...

Connor: I KNEW IT! OFFICER CHEN, FORK IT OVER

Tina: DAMMIT, YOURE GOOD!

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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I’VE GOT 7 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT MONEY. OBVIOUSLY I’M WORKING WITH INSURANCE AND
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I’VE GOT 7 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT MONEY. OBVIOUSLY I’M WORKING WITH INSURANCE AND

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I’VE GOT 7 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT MONEY. OBVIOUSLY I’M WORKING WITH INSURANCE AND THE BANK TO BUMP THAT NUMBER DOWN BUT FOR NOW i’M PUTTING UP A GOFUNDME

https://www.gofundme.com/44dk6u-help-me-pay-for-top-surgery&rcid=r01-154394855837-1e28212ab0844ef2&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

Any amount, even just a few dollars, would be a big help from you guys! 

I don’t know where this is from, but I found it in a thread on Facebook and I am CRYING

I Don’t Know Where This Is From, But I Found It In A Thread On Facebook And I Am CRYING
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More Gavin appreciation~

Part 1 here

RIDDLE ME PISSED YOU GUYS

WHY IS IT THAT ANDROID GAVIN'S MODEL NUMBER IS ALWAYS GV700 OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT?

HIS FULL NAME IS GAVIN REED

HE WAS BORN OCTOBER 7TH, 2002

THEREFORE HIS MODEL NUMBER SHOULD BE GR200 OR SOMETHING

That's all


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Also I Drew This Earlier Today And I Dont Want It To Go To Waste So Here It Is. Anyone Can Use It As

also i drew this earlier today and i dont want it to go to waste so here it is. anyone can use it as an icon if they want to.

“Aren’t You The Cutest M*therphcker? I’m Gonna Phckn’ Steal You.”

“Aren’t you the cutest m*therphcker? I’m gonna phckn’ steal you.”

“Gavin you can’t steal my cat.”

Gavin, laying in bed: Hey, look at that. It's 4:20. Nice.

Nines: It is, infact, 4:20. In the morning. Go back to sleep or I'll dump cold coffee on you.

Gavin: Go back to sleep? I haven't slept once in the past 48 hours, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Nines, LED pure red: Well, what helps you go to sleep usually?

Gavin: Getting my energy out usually works.

Nines: Perfect.

*Nines fucking knocks Gavin out*


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Holy shit...

Thank you for this information I owe you my life

Y'all, I'm upset. Not as in like "I'm gonna pout for days" upset, just "aw, dangit" upset.

Alright, the reason stemming from the fact that I am VERY supportive of the Gavin and Elijah being brothers headcannon that many people have.

But, I just found something that proves that to be impossible.

Here it is.

So we have Elijah's wiki page up.

Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.

You know the normal stuff.

And we also have Gavin's.

Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.

Again, normal stuff but take a look at their birthdays.

Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.
Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.

As you can see, both born in 2002. And yeah, it could be possible if it weren't for the dates.

Elijah was born 3 months before Gavin was. So it's impossible.

And that's why I'm upset. >:(

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so-how-about-those-robots - Gavin is a rat man and I love him for it UwU
Gavin is a rat man and I love him for it UwU

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