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4 years ago

Connor: Nines, why are you carrying a riffle and flowers?

Nines:... It's a surprise

Gavin: I want to be taken out.

Nines: Like, on a date or by a sniper?

Gavin: Suprise me.


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Gavin: I have made a top 10 list of people important to me.

Gavin, taking a folded piece of paper out of his pocket: Number 10 is "I can tolerate you more than most people" And then 1 is "You could steal a lung, my entire left leg and my liver to sell on the black market and I would probably thank you." So, basically-

Nines, deadpan: They wouldn't take your liver, you've destroyed it with alcohol already.

Gavin: ...

Gavin, unfolding the paper: Tina, hand me that pen.

Gavin: You've just been demoted to number 5.

Nines: Where was I before?

Gavin: 9.

Gavin, editing the list: It's a demotion because the more important you are to me, the more I'll inconvenience you.

Chris: Trust me, you don't want to get to number 1.

~~~A few weeks later~~~

Tina, standing up and getting everyone's attention: Important update! Nines has made it to number 1 and Gavin just informed me that they probably won't be here today. I'm giving $50 dollars to whoever guesses what happened correctly.

Hank: Gavin fell down the stairs and convinced Nines that he broke something so he had to go to the hospital!

Tina, writing it down: Wouldn't doubt it, next!

Captain Fowler, walking out of the break room with fresh coffee: Gavin did some dumbass shit and Nines finally got sick of it so Gavin sent that before Nines killed him

Tina: Creative but very probable!

*Many more scenarios are listed until people run out of ideas*

~~~About an hour later~~~

Gavin, walking into the DPD and clocking in: Hey!

Nines in tow, smirking: We apologize for being late.

Gavin, walking with a small limp: ...

Connor: I KNEW IT! OFFICER CHEN, FORK IT OVER

Tina: DAMMIT, YOURE GOOD!


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Okay so let's say thirium stains. Let's just imagine that true. So what do you think would happen if Gavin came in one morning and his lips were blue? Like, he tries his best to hide it but he fails MISERABLY. No one wants to ask what happened because they know he'll lie.

But they all figure out what happened when during his lunch break, he calls his brother, who just so happens to be the former CEO of Cyberlife, for help.

The conversation goes as such.

Gavin: Hey Elijah, um, question.

Elijah: Does it have to do with you f-

Gavin: SHHHHHH, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, STOP TALKING

Elijah: ... Are you at work?

Gavin: Off topic!

Elijah: So, what do you need?

Gavin: ...How do I get thirium stains off?

Elijah: Off of your clothes or off of your skin?

Gavin: ...

Elijah: ...

Gavin: ...

Elijah: Ah, skin, okay-

And so Gavin is over here, blushing hard as fuck while Nines just brags to Connor that Gavin is a FREAK and showing off the bite marks on his neck and shoulders.

Nines then later nudges Connor like "Bet the Luietenant doesn't do that, bet he doesn't." And Connor is SO determined to defend Hank's honor that he yells "Do you want to see my thighs? I can show you my thighs as proof! I can! Don't think I won't!" And immediately Hank is like "CONNOR!"


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Gavin, laying in bed: Hey, look at that. It's 4:20. Nice.

Nines: It is, infact, 4:20. In the morning. Go back to sleep or I'll dump cold coffee on you.

Gavin: Go back to sleep? I haven't slept once in the past 48 hours, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Nines, LED pure red: Well, what helps you go to sleep usually?

Gavin: Getting my energy out usually works.

Nines: Perfect.

*Nines fucking knocks Gavin out*


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Gavin: Haha, you ever have that feeling where you're so hungry that you feel full so you won't eat? And then you'll feel light headed? And then you won't have enough nutrition to continue to be conscious for-

Gavin, falling unconscious: Fuck...

The rest of the DPD: ...

Tina, calling over Nines: This happens all the time, he'll be fine


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Gavin: What do you think would happen if I took my sleeping medication and then drank an entire Rockstar energy drink?

Nines: I don't know but, please don't find out

Gavin, looking Nines directly in the eye: Only one way to find out.

Gavin, taking the sleeping pill and then drinks the entire energy drink: ...

Nines: You're feral and natural selection is coming for you.


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3 months ago
{i Love You}

{i love you}

{proof me that you’re not a bot *captcha pic*}


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2 months ago
(Don't Pay Attention To My Bad English, I Don't Know This Language Well 💔)
(Don't Pay Attention To My Bad English, I Don't Know This Language Well 💔)
(Don't Pay Attention To My Bad English, I Don't Know This Language Well 💔)
(Don't Pay Attention To My Bad English, I Don't Know This Language Well 💔)
(Don't Pay Attention To My Bad English, I Don't Know This Language Well 💔)

(Don't pay attention to my bad English, I don't know this language well 💔)

hi everyone! oh, i didn't think you'd like my silly sketches so much!!! and i'd like to show you my relatively old sketches on DBH !!

the first one is my au! Maybe you will see a full art with this au soon, I am working on it now ;Р

and about the last two sketches! this is my way of expressing my love for the character Connor. This is not a ship (since Gremlin is a fool, hate Gremlin)


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3 months ago
(Yesterday I Had Insomnia, And I Scratched It With My Finger On My Phone.)

(Yesterday I had insomnia, and I scratched it with my finger on my phone.)


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1 week ago
Reed900 всегда будет в моей сердечке 💞

Reed900 всегда будет в моей сердечке 💞


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1 month ago
Больные люди тоже имеют права быть любимыми ❤️‍🩹💉 (Рисунок

Больные люди тоже имеют права быть любимыми ❤️‍🩹💉 (Рисунок к фанфику который еще находится на стадии написания)


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1 month ago
Скоро родится рисунок ❤️‍🩹🧸💉

Скоро родится рисунок ❤️‍🩹🧸💉

Скоро родится рисунок ❤️‍🩹🧸💉
Скоро родится рисунок ❤️‍🩹🧸💉

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2 months ago

Ох… это великолепно… ✨

Essentia

essentia


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3 months ago
Терминатор RK900 // «Это наша новая модель... Умнее, сильнее,

Терминатор RK900 // «Это наша новая модель... Умнее, сильнее, устойчивее» 🩶🥀


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3 months ago
Если меня однажды спросят почему в произведении RK900 зовут

Если меня однажды спросят почему в произведении RK900 зовут именно Ричард, я покажу им этот мой скриншот… Нейросеть выбрала для него это имя хах.

Но, а если серьезно, то это не единственная причина почему RK900 будут звать Ричард. В каком то смысле это в честь мной прочитанного самого первого и любимого фанатского произведения “Second Chances” by Author_MV.


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