Gavin: I Have Made A Top 10 List Of People Important To Me.

Gavin: I have made a top 10 list of people important to me.

Gavin, taking a folded piece of paper out of his pocket: Number 10 is "I can tolerate you more than most people" And then 1 is "You could steal a lung, my entire left leg and my liver to sell on the black market and I would probably thank you." So, basically-

Nines, deadpan: They wouldn't take your liver, you've destroyed it with alcohol already.

Gavin: ...

Gavin, unfolding the paper: Tina, hand me that pen.

Gavin: You've just been demoted to number 5.

Nines: Where was I before?

Gavin: 9.

Gavin, editing the list: It's a demotion because the more important you are to me, the more I'll inconvenience you.

Chris: Trust me, you don't want to get to number 1.

~~~A few weeks later~~~

Tina, standing up and getting everyone's attention: Important update! Nines has made it to number 1 and Gavin just informed me that they probably won't be here today. I'm giving $50 dollars to whoever guesses what happened correctly.

Hank: Gavin fell down the stairs and convinced Nines that he broke something so he had to go to the hospital!

Tina, writing it down: Wouldn't doubt it, next!

Captain Fowler, walking out of the break room with fresh coffee: Gavin did some dumbass shit and Nines finally got sick of it so Gavin sent that before Nines killed him

Tina: Creative but very probable!

*Many more scenarios are listed until people run out of ideas*

~~~About an hour later~~~

Gavin, walking into the DPD and clocking in: Hey!

Nines in tow, smirking: We apologize for being late.

Gavin, walking with a small limp: ...

Connor: I KNEW IT! OFFICER CHEN, FORK IT OVER

Tina: DAMMIT, YOURE GOOD!

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Gavin: Haha, you ever have that feeling where you're so hungry that you feel full so you won't eat? And then you'll feel light headed? And then you won't have enough nutrition to continue to be conscious for-

Gavin, falling unconscious: Fuck...

The rest of the DPD: ...

Tina, calling over Nines: This happens all the time, he'll be fine


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Y'all, I'm upset. Not as in like "I'm gonna pout for days" upset, just "aw, dangit" upset.

Alright, the reason stemming from the fact that I am VERY supportive of the Gavin and Elijah being brothers headcannon that many people have.

But, I just found something that proves that to be impossible.

Here it is.

So we have Elijah's wiki page up.

Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.

You know the normal stuff.

And we also have Gavin's.

Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.

Again, normal stuff but take a look at their birthdays.

Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.
Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.

As you can see, both born in 2002. And yeah, it could be possible if it weren't for the dates.

Elijah was born 3 months before Gavin was. So it's impossible.

And that's why I'm upset. >:(


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Also very valid

Y'all, I'm upset. Not as in like "I'm gonna pout for days" upset, just "aw, dangit" upset.

Alright, the reason stemming from the fact that I am VERY supportive of the Gavin and Elijah being brothers headcannon that many people have.

But, I just found something that proves that to be impossible.

Here it is.

So we have Elijah's wiki page up.

Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.

You know the normal stuff.

And we also have Gavin's.

Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.

Again, normal stuff but take a look at their birthdays.

Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.
Y'all, I'm Upset. Not As In Like "I'm Gonna Pout For Days" Upset, Just "aw, Dangit" Upset.

As you can see, both born in 2002. And yeah, it could be possible if it weren't for the dates.

Elijah was born 3 months before Gavin was. So it's impossible.

And that's why I'm upset. >:(

Me, in 50 years: I still remember the day when Elijah Kamski created androids.

Grandchild: Granny, that never happened.

Me, sobbing: They just wanted to be free…

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so-how-about-those-robots - Gavin is a rat man and I love him for it UwU
Gavin is a rat man and I love him for it UwU

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