I Forget That 99.99% Of Shit I Know About The Coruscant Guard Isn’t Canon.

Palpatine: Join the dark side and together-

Anakin: Hold on let me ask Obi-wan

Palpatine: Wait that’s not-

Anakin: He said no.

Do you think if the pandemic happened in Star Wars that anytime someone complained about wearing a mask Plo Koon would be there like “Yeah, must fucking suck right.”.

Sleep Soundly…

The clones run warm, hyperspace is cold, and these three deserve a cuddle. Ahsoka sleeps on the inside where it’s safest and Rex is used to waking up with dead arms. Anakin clings. He’s very effective at getting Rex to lay in by just refusing to let go and move; they all sleep better having each other close by anyhow and they need all the rest they can get.

Obi-Wan came in to ask them something and turned on their room’s night cycle instead.

Fox is fighting a shapeshifter and the shapeshifter changes into Palpatine in an attempt to throw him, because “you wouldn’t hit your boss and the Republic’s beloved, grandfatherly chancellor, would you?” And it just makes Fox punch them harder.

Rex: Life’s too short.

*distant crashing and the sound of fives, echo and anakin screaming*

Rex: Don’t make it shorter

Knuckles: Ma’am would it be forward to say that your voice is of the sirens, your breath is of the lilacs, and your skin is of the soft downy wool of a newborn lamb?

Rouge: Yes it would!

Knuckles: What if I told you, you had a great rack?

Rouge: Oh, you’re just saying that.

Fox: *opens his office door*

*Quinlan seductively sitting on fox’s desk*

Fox: *slams door close* …

If what I think is in there, is in there.

It better not be.

Tsukishima’s Marfan Syndrome doesn’t affect his heart / arteries too drastically or fatally — but he gets regular check-ups just in case! 🏐🧡

Half expecting Hunter to have a post-breakup haircut montage in season 2.

Everyone reposting and commenting is proving my point. Welcome to the library bc I am reading y’all like a book.

Choosing your fav Brozone member is like choosing your fav tmnt, in that whoever you choose tells me everything I need to know about you; your birth order, personality, sexuality, social security number, and gender.