Some cute/weird/alien adjacent headcanons I have for Martian Manhunter, bc I love him:
- He genuinely feels so short in his humanoid form. He usually a stagger 14’0 but now he’s only 6’5 :(
- Mars is really cold so a mission to the arctic is summer vacay for him. He will feign being cold if only in solidarity with his teammates
- Martians have fur because more desolate areas of mars are cold and dusty.
- Will 100% make up shit about Martian civilization/physiology etc. What’s the league gonna do? Prove him wrong?
- related to above but J’onn is weird by martian standards.
- In some iterations martian copulation is a fucking weird mind meld glob thing so it is 100% fair to say that J’onn carried and birthed his daughter.
- Pretty much established but j’onn has a thing for fire & green. If someone fills one or forbid both of those qualities then he’s on that ass.
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Bonus convo I had w/ a friend
Suo: It’s pride month Sakura, you know what that means :)
Sakura: What- do you want me to like? Punch gay people?
Nirei: No-
hey rex, how come you get TWO people to smooch?
[ID: Padme and Anakin, dressed for a dinner party in 501st blue, nudge along a rumpled, blushing, and very well-kissed captain Rex. Rex has lipstick marks all over him. He looks a little dazed and has a “loading…” icon above his head.]
thanks to @phoenixyfriend for helping me figure out outfits for padme and anakin!! references under the cut
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in my happy endings au Fox gets to dress like a 1970s hot guy...flare jeans, shirt mostly unbuttoned w/body hair showing.
Not only do I support Trans rights
But I also support Trans wrongs
Star Wars where everything is the same except Anakin doesn’t go full crispy chicken and wears a slutty version of the Darth Vader suit.
One thing to point out but w/ Ultimate Spider-Man, the show doesn’t start at his origin but months maybe even a year into his ‘heroing’. At the point Fury reached out to him he’d been doing this pretty efficiently and alone.
And to your last point, spidey is a teenager but also has immeasurable power. The people around him who know both sides, don’t know what to do with that. They forget he’s a teenager yet remind him of it constantly. They shoulder the weight of an entire team onto him.
Then of course his character gets disrespected by teammates and adults and yeah I’m not surprised he’s a bit jaded or spiteful.
You know I realised something today. There’s a stark contrast between the animated versions of Spider-Man/ Peter Parker and the movie versions
Like we know Peter is hella awkward and he is kind. With or without the suit, his personality is mixed with confident and awkward. But ultimate Spider-Man is a completely different breed. Most of the time rude and hella arrogant. Ultimate Peter was so spiteful it’s hilarious. Spectacular Spider-Man wasn’t quite like Ultimate Spider-Man but there are some parts worth noting.
Peter in the movies is devoted to one girl. MJ or Gwen. Spectacular Peter?? Man had four women. MJ, Gwen, that one cheerleader and mf black cat. Ultimate Peter tho was hella gay for Harry. He rather spent time with him than the gang.
Spider-Man in the movies was quite humble. They knew not to push it. Just stay as Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman. Minus Tom. He was pulled into the big leagues. He didn’t want it at first. Tom’s Spidey was hella awkward with Tony too at first. He acknowledges him as someone with high authority. Hell, he wouldn’t even think of himself standing next to Tony when suddenly the man himself appears in his apartment
Ultimate Spidey? Every time he sees Tony Stark, he is imagining himself as a higher ranked person if he is alongside Tony. But the fanboying stays atleast. You can tell he’s quite arrogant here.
Not to mention, he’s a spiteful man. I remember there was one scene he’s talking to Fury and Fury tells him not to be late. Then he’s all like “You don’t have to teach me something I already know!” or something like that. Then he storms out like a kid with a tantrum and the door closes after he leaves. Then Fury just says “Teenagers” and Peter with his enhanced hearing obviously heard that. The man opens the door, webs both sides and pulls it, smashing the door, just to prove Fury’s point of ‘Yes I’m the average teenager full of spite’
It’s hilarious.
(I just love ultimate Spider-Man. He’s so overhated.)
Floyd:I'm a medium btw lots of fans keep sending me large stuff and i cant wear it cause it's too big
Bruce:I'm an xl lots of fans keep sending me large stuff cause they think that I'm a petite little boy
Floyd:*laughs*
Bruce:when I'm in fact a large fat man
Floyd:*laughs even harder*
if u post fox or cody art prepare for me to reblog it it’s like a job for me