Socialistwh0r3 - Lurker

it’s a real shame that explosions exist because cigarette while pumping gas just makes so much sense + seems beautiful

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

me with a gallon of gas and a lighter on my way to the houses of the Academy members who voted for emilia perez if they win any major category awards at the Oscars

for the sake of clarity: The first option means hunting for wild game, and/or killing farm animals that have been raised for their meat. Not hunting sheep like they're game.

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

i might go to coffs to buy yogurt cause if i buy it in town its gonna be expensive but like food pantry is today at 10-12 and the buses would make me miss it so i might have to spend like $6 2L of plain yogurt fml

like i dont need it but im trying to maintain my weight and a lot of the dinners im cooking for my dad arent food i like cause its food that doesnt need to be chewed cause he is still waiting on his teeth

like im white but not meat loaf white you know

BJ honeycunt is such a good drag name