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Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

If I mispronounce your name because it is foreign to my tongue, correct me.

I don’t purposefully allow the accents of your name to fall flat on my tongue like the European English demands or the language to sound chopped and misheard.

If I don’t say your name correctly, don’t shrug and say it’s ok because people have been doing it all your life. Your mother worked hard to name you that name, with all its syllables and apostrophes and hyphens and inflection.

I don’t want to disrespect your heritage, your culture, your great grandmother or grandfather and their struggle.

If I mispronounce your name, forgive me, but don’t let it happen again. Make sure everyone knows your name.

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

They’re so talented!

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

I say “fight me” way too much for a girl who has to hold back tears when someone yells at me

Person A: *Staring at a spoon*

Person B: "Why are you looking at a spoon like that?"

Person A: "well. Haven't you ever thought that spoons are just tiny bowls on sticks"

Person B: "Not again"

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

IKEA shenanigans

#1

Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me

Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here

#2

Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that

Person B: p l e a s e s t o p

#3

Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms

Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC

#4

Person A: *staring at all the desks*

Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?

Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-

Person B: *kicks them in the shin*

tempting as it is, i really need to sleep but maybe i can read one more chapter

me reading fanfics and books and mangas (via aikafuwaa)

A Perfect Schedule ☀️ #summerinflorida

I’m sorry that it’s just a recording guys but here you go! The full version of Welcome to the Madness… Enjoy your trip into Madness ;P (I AM SO SORRY ABOUT MY LAME CAMERA SKILLS  ;__;)

when u yell at ur friend for like 2 hours to pay attention to u so u could ask if they wanna watch a movie w/ you and they IGNORE YOU U^U !!!!!

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

Billboard Music Award Recap

BTS walked on the magenta carpet & shocked America

BBMAS kept using ‘Fire’ as the background music

ARMYs were chanting & singing BTS songs from the sidelines

the abundance of individuals there for Bangtan was overwhelming

the boys killed us by serving A+ looks

ARMYs nearly broke twitter because of all the retweeting & voting

Namjoon did so well translating & answering all the interviews in English

they held a Vlive for fans which was just so thoughtful and wonderful

Hobi somehow spilled cola on Jin XD

BTS were so cute standing up and clapping every time an artist won an award >#<

Jin transformed from ‘car door guy’ to ‘third guy from the left’

Vogue called Taehyung the most ‘fashion forward’ dressed

Yoongi cackled when Vanessa Hudgens started rapping

Kookie didn’t shy away from taking pictures with girls

Tae kept popping up in other celebrities’s feeds & flirting to the cameras

Hobi was so energetic & taught Laura Marano how to dance ‘Fire’

Jimin kept switching between soft and smol to smoldering and dangerous, like hOt dAmN

BTS WON THE TOP SOCIAL ARTIST AWARD

Namjoon mentioned ARMYs even before the thank you speech started

Yoongi got his hands on the award so fast right after

BTS made history today by being the first k-pop group to be nominated & winning an award on BBMAS 

↖️ this user doesn’t even have words to describe how proud they are of bts

bad news everyone

i exist

Me with most of my otp, in every fandom.

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space