Sockimonki - Tee Hee

Multiverse’s Most Miserable Man <3

you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

POV: Poseidon after Ody opened the windbag in Ruthlessness

Hey Joe Fisher, buddy, friend, now is the time to do the funniest thing and not make Caspar and Ava an item at all and instead start the next season a couple years in the future and Casper is happily married to Ted. Make em sit by the fire and recount how they got out of the current mess old grandpa style. Sweetheart, please. I am begging you. Do it for me.

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

see him schmoove

(FYI Armando Julián is Boricua too but for sake of the joke I’m referring to him as Black bc he’s Afro-Latino, not bc I’m denying his latinidad/hispanidad)

modern empath crisis of faith

I was thinking about this