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Multiverse’s Most Miserable Man <3

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

Great grandson fishing trip!!

And this was only beginning...

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

THE MIDNIGHT BURGER POST EVERYONE YAY YIPPEE

AU where Caspar landed with Ted (singular) at the end of Ch 44

AU where everything about Ch 44 is the same, but Ava ends up at the same place as Caspar, because connections~ and now science fight

AU where Leif just keeps hitting himself like smashing shuffle until he finds a time/place to chill (it fucks up his mind beyond repair, he doesn't remember what he's looking for anymore, he needs to find the diner)

AU where Gloria goes back to the diner during the war with the Teds and pulls twice as much shit with the diner (after she tried to hide for .2 seconds, then Effie noticed her)

AU Clementine stayed in Hood's pocket and was present for the duration of Welcome to the Horizon, she keeps trying to fix things (it's getting worse, again)

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.