Derek Calm Down On The Whiskey

I legit cannot express how attractive this man is to me.

im definitely wet enough

i nned wagter but i cantg find my assisjstant and d i cnant remenenber wherf the bar isd

ME TOOOO

Tumblr group chats when?

I would literally die if this happened to me! 🥰💕

Cute imagine with Billy!

Imagine sitting up on the roof with him as you share a cigarette. He reaches to grab his lighter to light up another one because the one your smoking right now is running out. But he drops it and it slips into the gutter. You offer to go get it for him so you go to do that but you go to far and fall off and snap your neck and die on impact.

CLAPTON… 🙁🙁

just learnt that goober and gooner are in fact not the same thing ❛ ᯅ ❜

i actually love how we all decided to bully the shit out of billy

My favorite quote:

“Alpha by nature, leader by choice.”

now i’m interested in the smut drawer..

I'd love to know more about your interests! What about turtles makes you like them? And what are your favourite books/movies? :0

Turtles are very calm and they sort of just..exist, I prefer like, sea turtles honestly, they’re very pretty and calm, they also make me feel relaxed.

As for movies?

I like the notebook and Titanic, as for books?

I’m reading ice breaker right now.

me!!!

i nned wagter but i cantg find my assisjstant and d i cnant remenenber wherf the bar isd

So, unfortunately I’m not as attracted to Josh anymore…

it’s so funny to me that this is my top post

(in all seriousness i love you all so much! it means the world that you guys interact with my posts <33)

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers