me too 😔🙏
hey i’m kinda tired of being anonymous and walking on eggshells about it LMAO just going to admit that i’m actually @laurrrelise
also thanks to all of the support on this account, it’s sincerely appreciated fr. (i know it’s just because all of you guys are horny for derek, and it’s understandable and it’s fine. i was too. that’s why i started this account lmao)
also kinda proud of myself for i guess starting a bit of a jhutch character roleplaying revolution, even if they’re all extremely gay for each other for some reason
alright have a good day assholes
- 🌈 (lauren)
the (hottest) best hunger game men 😍
Oh no grandpas back
I've been terribly bored of late and strangely find myself missing the abnormalities of tumblr. How is everyone?
Have you all grown fonder of me in my absence? Or simply forgotten about me?
Here's a little reminder of what you're all missing out on. Maybe sit down before looking so you don't faint.
Realest thing i’ve seen all day
Its not funny anymore I actually need pedro pascal
this cannot be real WHAT is happening
he deep throated feet, detention was a fever dream, he got fucked by his own dick in future man, and i don’t even wanna talk about burn
josh hutcherson be in a normal movie challenge still unfulfilled
reading my old Billy posts made me giggle so hard
i hope you guys know that i take screenshots of the posts that i giggle super hard at
all i got from that is: “i want you so bad”
Let’s make one thing finally 100% absolutely fuckin’ clear: Mike and I are just friends now.
oh my god this thread has me gripping the sheets
Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:
Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.
@onenonlydanforth you asked for it
fr happens to me everyday
future man is such a crazy show.
one second wolf, tiger, and josh are murdering a shit ton of people and the next josh is in a tub full of cum???
HELP FR
The horse comment took me OUT
My favorite quote:
“Alpha by nature, leader by choice.”
HES SO UNDERRATED 😞😞
someone NEEDS to make a Sean account
he’s the only one we’re missing ☹️☹️