This Is Such A Weird Reference But:

I HAVE TO AGREE i’ve always liked longer hair (i still love him) 😔

@joshhutchersonsgf

Back when there were tens of RP accounts all fighting with each other

no one understands how badly i miss the jhutch fandom back from like around may-august of 2024

Me reading fanfic titles on ao3 after first becoming a Taylor Swift fan:

please omg 🙏

the crowd has to know what’s the craziest thing you’ve done in bed

One time I was pounding this girl and I guess it was a little too fucking hard because she passed out.

I immediately stopped and just kinda stared at her for a second. And then I got dressed and called my advisor, Wallace. He called someone and they took her to the hospital… and I felt bad so I ordered her flowers and visited her.

And then I fucked her in the hospital bed when she woke up and said that she never came.

The doctors caught us. But I still made her cum.

Oh no grandpas back

Greetings.

I've been terribly bored of late and strangely find myself missing the abnormalities of tumblr. How is everyone?

Have you all grown fonder of me in my absence? Or simply forgotten about me?

Here's a little reminder of what you're all missing out on. Maybe sit down before looking so you don't faint.

the amount of lore these accounts have is so funny

Stop fucking blogging and play video games with me

@futurefutturman

I love dropping off the face of the earth and posting every once in a while when a new hyperfixation pops up.

someone NEEDS to make a Sean account

he’s the only one we’re missing ☹️☹️

Are you gonna write a part 3 for we are never getting back together?

I’m genuinely so sorry but i’ve had severe writers block for a long time.

I’m trying to throw together a little smut one shot right now 😞.

Hopefully when I’m less busy during the summer i’ll get the next chapter out.

PLEASE. OH MY LORD 🙏🙏🙏🙏

please i need you and wolf so bad 🙏🙏

Listen, I’d uh, be down for a threesome or two…🤗If that’s what you’re suggesting