HELP

can i sleep with you instead 😕👎

we should fuck doggy style so much i need to go to the vet

Sorry. Not putting my dick in anything that has fleas. Hope your vet visit goes well.

Back when there were tens of RP accounts all fighting with each other

no one understands how badly i miss the jhutch fandom back from like around may-august of 2024

I legit cannot express how attractive this man is to me.

me too.

we need to stop the clapton hate

Why do u have a little boy name. Ur a grown ass man.

It’s a better name than Clapton, I’ll tell you that much.

me too 😔🙏

hey i’m kinda tired of being anonymous and walking on eggshells about it LMAO just going to admit that i’m actually @laurrrelise

also thanks to all of the support on this account, it’s sincerely appreciated fr. (i know it’s just because all of you guys are horny for derek, and it’s understandable and it’s fine. i was too. that’s why i started this account lmao)

also kinda proud of myself for i guess starting a bit of a jhutch character roleplaying revolution, even if they’re all extremely gay for each other for some reason

alright have a good day assholes

- 🌈 (lauren)

WRONG ❌❌❌

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

So, I wasn’t going to post this until i was done the fic but I’ve lost all motivation so here’s a blurb of “We are never, ever getting back together” PT 3

(this is so ass)

It’s basically a requirement to read the rest atp.

Its 1am.

I started reading the first hunger games book today.

I also finished reading the first hunger games book today.

No, I'm not okay, thanks for asking.

I love dropping off the face of the earth and posting every once in a while when a new hyperfixation pops up.

This is so real.

I know it's a little late for a new year's resolution, but...

Damnit I NEED to get these drafts posted. I've started 20+ fanfics and have at least 20 more ideas in my head itching to get out.

Maybe if I remember to pop some vyvanse tomorrow y'all will get another little treat...