One of the really shitty things about being a minority in the U.S. is that, even though you know it’s wrong to play the Oppression Olympics, you sometimes lose the capacity to want the lack of oppression, and instead look at other oppressed communities and think “I wish we could trade our forms of oppression for a day.”
you can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying
"You didn't look at me for thirty seconds. I guess I'll just burn myself now." Caramel is the Overly Attched Girlfriend of the food world.
Little flag they put on little carts for children at the store. It is gross and disheartening in its truth. This is what children are in United States capitalism.
Tolkien: The actual battle isn’t that important. This is Bilbo’s story, and he’s not a warrior. Maybe I’ll just make him sleep through it.
Warner Bros: You have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.
I no longer give a fuck about shopping on Thanksgiving. It is a bullshit holiday, used to this day to spread misinformation about the relationship of the U.S. with Natives. I don't really have a fuck to give that people are having dinner today. People have dinner most days, and you either are truly thankful for your family year-round and don't need another genocide cover-up day to spend one or more of the other three hundred and sixty four dinners with the people you're so thankful for, or you're one of the many who have little to no interest in being around your annoying uncle even once a year, in which case, don't. It's not like it makes it easier for damn near everyone to be traveling at once. And to anyone who ironically, and yet so appropriately, gives me shit for buying food and other necessities on Thanksgiving - a Native trying to get food from largely white-owned stores on a day that was supposedly about Natives sharing their food - I only have this to say.
Nipples are very effective on a touch screen phone.
"I'm not shy, I have social anxiety." -Me to other people "...unless I find you attractive, then yes, I am also shy." -Me finishing the sentence in my head.
"Do you need, like, a reason to talk to someone, or how does that work?"
-Trying to remember how to make friends after a particularly long and arduous bout of anxiety.
Where diurnals have to keep the noise level down during the day so nocturnals can get some friggin sleep.
Where the housed have a sunset curfew to keep the houseless safe.
Where various public servants are treated "like servants."
Where it's widely considered weird and gross to force someone to eat in a bathroom - including infants.
Where being attracted to someone regardless of their genitals is the default you see depicted, and not liking someone because of their genitalia is something you're fine with, you just don't want it influencing the children.
Where the common myth is that gay or het exists only as a phase before they grow out of liking one gender.
Where Duck Dynasty was cancelled after one season, and Firefly was renewed for ten.
Where the phrase "but they're your family" emphasizes how fucked up something is, not how much more "forgivable."
In a relationship or two? Feel each other's bits for cancer. Celebrate a clean exam with more feeling of each other's bits.