Little Flag They Put On Little Carts For Children At The Store. It Is Gross And Disheartening In Its

Why is there not an ice cream delivery service?

I demand answers.

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Nipples are very effective on a touch screen phone.

Workout time! Does vigorous masturbation count as a warm up?

Mornings are for rooibos and rumination.

My flirting level: Kenneth

Friend: "What's your favorite food?" Me: "Synthetic neurotransmitters." Friend: "What?" Me: "What?"

I don't claim to be certain about many things, but one thing I'm one hundred per cent sure of is that The Pythons wrote this scene as a metaphor for my relationship with Life.

I wonder how many purported "shower thoughts" are really toilet thoughts, but they didn't want to say it.

"Pretty pretty rainbow!" -Me "YOU'RE a pretty pretty rainbow!" -My S.O.