I Wonder How Many Purported "shower Thoughts" Are Really Toilet Thoughts, But They Didn't Want To Say

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People who go to prison are bad guys? Untrustworthy? Inferior? Uncle Iroh went to prison. What are you trying to say about Uncle Iroh?

Connection noun con·nec·tion \kə-ˈnek-shən\ 1: What I would have if I could be around people, speak coherently, and make eye contact <see also: holy triad>

"Not all Trump supporters are racist, but they're okay with racism." Naw. Like, I get it, but if someone thinks the safety of brown people would be nice, yet worth trading for the tax rate they want, then yes, that is still racist.

One does not simply burn toast without calling the toaster a dick.

Random people: "You get to go to college for free since you're Native American, right?" Me: *cries a slow, single tear as the wind picks up my hair and a flute plays mournfully from nowhere*

Eye contact = too much intimacy. Touching hair= ah, perfect.

Anyone who makes pot candies but doesn't market them as "lollipots" is wasting an opportunity.

My parents did that with me, and I turned out fi- oh. Oh yeah.