My Parents Did That With Me, And I Turned Out Fi- Oh. Oh Yeah.

"I'm not shy, I have social anxiety." -Me to other people "...unless I find you attractive, then yes, I am also shy." -Me finishing the sentence in my head.

Not being able to afford your drugs is a hell of a drug.

The character development for Steve in Season Two was like anti-nausea meds for the vomit-inducing teen soap that was Nancy's love life in Season One.

This ant and I are the same level of smooth.

Always unsure. [Via @nathanwpyle]

Little flag they put on little carts for children at the store. It is gross and disheartening in its truth. This is what children are in United States capitalism.

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

✊ @eyesnheart #strongresilientindigenous #warriorwomen #riseup #reclaimyourpower

*Looks at my own butt in new jeans* "I would hit that."

One does not simply burn toast without calling the toaster a dick.

One of my favorite things about a history of abuse is that the most confusing and even suspicious thing a person can do is act with tenderness toward me.