Important Question

SIR, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS RESPECTFULLY (lies) FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT AND 8 HOURS GAY.

THANK YOU SO MUUUUCH.

LOOK. AT. THEM.

Dos gardenias para ti Que tendrán todo el calor de un beso De esos besos que te di Y que jamás te encontrarán En el calor de otro querer

I managed to successfully infiltrate @pande-monty-um's mind with this Narcos scene, and I think everyone should watch it.

Thank you @somepersonyan for this inspiration!

Based off this

the uncontrollable jacobian urge to hug a smol pratt

How The Turn Tables

Fuck around, and find out. Everyone has their limits

Oh no, the tables have turned. Again.

Meet Cartel Boss Staci's twin brother:

Mob King Stacy.

Yes, their parents named them Staci and Stacy. They also refused to elaborate further.

He can still hear his voice...

In case any of you doubted this, here is an actual footage.

they give "the tyrannic professor and his unfortunate TA" energy in every universe

and I love them for that

James is an English language given name that is a derivative of the name Jacob, most commonly used for males. Source: James (given name)

I WAS CORRECT ALL ALONG???? HE IS ACTUALLY JACOB FLINT???? Or Jacob McGraw.

Staci Silver and Jacob Flint

What do you mean Jacob and Staci are not a canon ship?

I have seen them (a little hot shit in his 20s and a grumpy ginger man in his 40s) in a ship, on a ship, sailing the said ship for 2 seasons straight and 2 seasons gay.

They are very much cannon.

ba dum tss

Twink John Exists, and Can Hurt You

As your local provider of beardless Seeds and Deputies, I was asked by @blindedlamb to deliver some godless beardless John.

I absolutely hate this, btw. John, please grow back your beard.

Here is a cute pic of beardless Staci to cleanse the palate.

like what you see, Hakob?

You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho

And while twink Jacob with a full head of hair (who obviously doesn't exist) can't hurt you

Do you know who can?

Staci. Staci can hurt you.