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Is Pratt Gotta Get Up???
Don't ask me, I have no clue what is happening here. All the long shots of Jacob sitting on the couch are there for the sake of continuity, I promise. Pratt is being super extra in the end btw.
Somethin' meaty for the main course That's a fine lookin' high horse What you got in the stable?
My Partner and I
My partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.
Caravaggio Meets Jacop and Bosstaci
Anyway, I have decided to bother chatGPT with the dirty cop x cartel boss AU stuff.
Warning:
All the images below were generated by ChatGPT based on my screenshots of Bosstaci & Jacop, and Caravaggio's style (with a single exception). If you do not like AI art, you are free to scroll by.
So, ofc a Jacop sitting cozily on the floor. Also, no matter what I do about Seeds, it always ends up with,
HIM???
The spirit of Charlie Hunnam truly haunts the Seed family.
Onto Bosstaci now:
The boy looks ill and sad, like anyone would in 16th century.
Ofc, we need a group (of two) photo as well:
I have no clue what Jacop finds so funny, and neither does Caravaggio Bosstaci, it seems. He looks like he is tired of Jacop's shit.
Lastly, I have asked Chat to produce its own image, in any style it chooses, based on my endless yapping about them sweet bois. It decided to take heavy inspiration from the neon-night-rainy setup, and came up with these:
I will end by quoting the trully wise words of my good friend GPT:
Sunset's soft. They aren't.
Please take your time to enjoy the song and some rather scenic footage.
After a long day of dirty work, Boss Staci's got his smoke, Jacop's got his beer, and neither has any plans to talk about what just went down. It's not exactly peace, but it's the closest they get to tranquility.
Still In Desert
Peekaboo, motherfuckers
Hopefully will post a longer video soon.
The Turntables
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches... what shall we do with you?
So what shall we do with you, Seed?
Quarterly Evaluation Time, Seed
No need to be scared, you are doing great so far.
The Definition of Insanity
One day, this shall be a proper edit. Today, it is just a sketch with Bostaci scaring the living shit out of Jacop (by dropping a sick album?) I mean, look at him, bro can literally turn off the sun. Anyone would be rightfully horrified.
Randomly found this photo of Adam and Steve in my files.
More Cut Content
So there is Pratt’s dialog during a deleted “time-lapse” at the St. Francis Veteran’s Center.
And here is the animation that was supposed to be played (no facial animation tho, sorry) that I found from game files.
Also, here is some Jojo posing from Jocop
Or maybe bro thinks he is Phoenix Wright? (channeling his inner lawyer John Seed?)
Or he is just completely lost at this point
We Were Robbed!!!
It seems like Staci has another animation where he is reading a book instead of just sitting on a chair (demonstrated by poor bastard Jacop).
WHY WOULD THEY EVER CUT IT AWAY????? LOOK AT THAT LEG CROSSING OMG.
How The Turn Tables
Fuck around, and find out. Everyone has their limits
Oh no, the tables have turned. Again.
Meet Cartel Boss Staci's twin brother:
Mob King Stacy.
Yes, their parents named them Staci and Stacy. They also refused to elaborate further.
Assassin's Pratt
Bro decided to challenge a bear (as per usual).
Then bro decided to pose on a mountain.
We work in the dark, to serve the light… but in the end, all are blind.
Priest(ess) Pratt
Trying different face makeups for my sweet boi
This one looks cursed.
So here is a cute crying bebe to cleanse the palate.
You (Are What You) Eat
This is my humble contribution to the Far Cry 5's anniversary, as well as your daily reminder to watch The Color of Pomegranates.
Taking Jacop to Dunas de Bilbao was a mistake.
About to drop a sick album
Stay tuned for more Jacop and Bosstaci content.
Bonus Album cover:
Side Quest From Cartel
Boss Staci: "Alright, Seed, ready to take the order?" Cop Jacob: "Sure. What am I getting?"
Boss Staci: "Eighteen pounds of cocaine." Cop Jacob: "Solid start."
Boss Staci: "Twelve pounds of crack." Cop Jacob: "Love the consistency. Next?"
Boss Staci: "Two large-" Cop Jacob: "Hold on, is this another drug-" Boss Staci: "Two LARGE tubs of vanilla ice cream." Cop Jacob: "…Do I even want to know why?"
Boss Staci: "Seven male strippers in cop uniforms." Cop Jacob: "Let me get this straight-"
Boss Staci: "No, not straight. They should be gay." Cop Jacob: "Are you shitting me?"
Boss Staci: "Also, make sure none of them are white. I can't see the coke on them if they are." Cop Jacob: "For fuck's sake… You done?"
The Cartel's Worst Investment
Boss Staci: "Any updates on the Juarez case?" Cop Jacob: "Hold on a sec, I just gotta… Oh, damn, this is good. Sorry, you were saying?"
Boss Staci: "Keep fucking around, and you'll find out." Cop Jacob: "Find out what?"
Boss Staci: "Window or aisle?" Cop Jacob: "Window or you'll what?"
Boss Staci: "That's on me. I set the bar way too low."
Pathetic
Guys, I think dirty cop Deputy Seed is scared of his boss. No, not Whitehorse. The other boss. His nemesis. The one he hates.
The one he holds hands with.
Kudos to @pande-monty-um for the idea!
Monkey in a Cage
Did you think you were free?
Now, what is the worst thing you could ever be? Hm?
No no, it's not...it's not weak... It's traitorous.
Treasonous.
Ungrateful for the mercy that w̵̡̨͚̖̲̰̰͎̙̩̩̳̩̳̐͒e̸̢̧̨̹̠͔͓̱̦̙͗̎͐̎͊̈̓́̿̎͒͜͜͝ͅͅ have shown you.
A Hungry Dog is an Obedient Dog
A man who kneels for money will kneel for anything.
A man can't serve two masters; he'll always betray one.
A house dog doesn't bark at the owner; he waits for scraps.
Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You
Once you're in, you're in. There's no getting out.
At first, you take their money. Then, one day, you realize it's their leash.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Everybody's got a price. The trick is figuring out what yours is.
Every Dog Has His Price
Loyalty isn't about who you serve, it's about who you betray last.
You stare into the abyss long enough, and the abyss stares back.
The first time you take a bribe, it feels like a choice.
The second time, it feels like your job.
You didn't sell your soul. You just rented it out, one piece at a time.
Satoshi Purada
Death did not grant him peace. Instead, he returned as a yōkai, a restless spirit cursed to wander the earth under the cover of night. Each evening, as the sun sets, he emerges from the shadows, endlessly searching for the one he loved...
Yet, as dawn approaches, his form begins to fade. The first rays of sunlight force him back into the unseen world, trapping him in the cycle of longing and despair. He cannot rest, nor can he cross into the afterlife until he finds him. Only Him.
Twink John Exists, and Can Hurt You
As your local provider of beardless Seeds and Deputies, I was asked by @blindedlamb to deliver some godless beardless John.
I absolutely hate this, btw. John, please grow back your beard.
Here is a cute pic of beardless Staci to cleanse the palate.
