Pathetic

Welcome Back Ethan Pratt

Stacy, sometimes spelled Stacey, Staci, Stacie, or Stacii, is a common first name for women and men. Baby-naming guides cite two English derivations of Greek origins: Anastasia, meaning "resurrection", for girls, and Eustace (Eustathios), meaning "steadfast", for boys.

Eustace, also rendered Eustis, is the rendition in English of two phonetically similar Greek given names: - Εὔσταχυς (Eústachys) meaning "fruitful"

- Εὐστάθιος (Eustáthios) meaning "stable"

The originally Hebrew name Ethan or Eitan can also mean "steadfast" or "stable".

This brings us to the conclusion that

Staci Pratt was resurrected (Anastasized) in New Dawn as Ethan Seed.

Welcome back, our unstable fruity boi <3

Based on this post.

These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.

Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?

When logic and rebellion Have all but gone astray And Jacob's wolves are circling And John's tattoos mark your way Remember what the Father said: "Help me Faith Help me Faith"

Three wise monkeys

Brought to you by the "Documentaries From Hell" series

To leave this purgatory, you must see no evil hear no evil speak no evil

You (Are What You) Eat

This is my humble contribution to the Far Cry 5's anniversary, as well as your daily reminder to watch The Color of Pomegranates.

Taking Jacop to Dunas de Bilbao was a mistake.

Randomly found this photo of Adam and Steve in my files.

Omg, that is John Sid from Toy Story.

Caravaggio Meets Jacop and Bosstaci

Anyway, I have decided to bother chatGPT with the dirty cop x cartel boss AU stuff.

Warning:

All the images below were generated by ChatGPT based on my screenshots of Bosstaci & Jacop, and Caravaggio's style (with a single exception). If you do not like AI art, you are free to scroll by.

So, ofc a Jacop sitting cozily on the floor. Also, no matter what I do about Seeds, it always ends up with,

HIM???

The spirit of Charlie Hunnam truly haunts the Seed family.

Onto Bosstaci now:

The boy looks ill and sad, like anyone would in 16th century.

Ofc, we need a group (of two) photo as well:

I have no clue what Jacop finds so funny, and neither does Caravaggio Bosstaci, it seems. He looks like he is tired of Jacop's shit.

Lastly, I have asked Chat to produce its own image, in any style it chooses, based on my endless yapping about them sweet bois. It decided to take heavy inspiration from the neon-night-rainy setup, and came up with these:

I will end by quoting the trully wise words of my good friend GPT:

Staci: Jacob, let's play hide and seed

I hide from your bullshit

you seed therapy