Pour Me Another Drink

Is Pratt Gotta Get Up???

Don't ask me, I have no clue what is happening here. All the long shots of Jacob sitting on the couch are there for the sake of continuity, I promise. Pratt is being super extra in the end btw.

These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.

Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?

Junior(?) Deputy Seed

Based on this post.

don’t mind me, just checking a hypothesis.

Self-Defense With Deputy Seed

They walked the path.

They said their oaths under Joseph's Word.

And they lived happily ever after.

Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?

To Leave This Purgatory, You Must

1. speak no evil

LOOK. AT. HIM.

Just a whole minute of the best boi being the best boi.

The ending is spooky, though. Someone is about to get their ass handed to them.

Twink Jacob with a full head of hair doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.

the uncontrollable jacobian urge to hug a smol pratt

Jacob: *plays only you*

Staci: