We Were Robbed!!!

Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You

Once you're in, you're in. There's no getting out.

At first, you take their money. Then, one day, you realize it's their leash.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Everybody's got a price. The trick is figuring out what yours is.

More Cut Content

So there is Pratt’s dialog during a deleted “time-lapse” at the St. Francis Veteran’s Center.

And here is the animation that was supposed to be played (no facial animation tho, sorry) that I found from game files.

Also, here is some Jojo posing from Jocop

Or maybe bro thinks he is Phoenix Wright? (channeling his inner lawyer John Seed?)

Or he is just completely lost at this point

Staci Bratt & Co.

With great pleasure, I present to you the collection of my Far Cry 5 mods, dedicated to the best boi Staci Bratt.

The mods include

Charlie Hunnam loading screen replacer

"Have You Seen Him" arcade poster replacer

Seeds' outfits for Staci (Brother Staci, Strong Staci, Daddy Staci)

Braid for adding +1000 to Staci's attractiveness

Staci's outfit for Weak Jacob

It is recommended that Strong Staci and Weak Jacob be used together for the ultimate toxic-ship experience.

To Leave This Purgatory, You Must

1. speak no evil

You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho

Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh

I was thinking about this post the whole time while recording these.

Pratt is indeed blubblubblubing and has no intention of staying in those haunted waters, no sir

Puts you in deathroll (affectionately)

LOOK. AT. HIM.

Just a whole minute of the best boi being the best boi.

The ending is spooky, though. Someone is about to get their ass handed to them.

Keeping Up with the Seedians

So I was googling something and saw that the Russian localization of the game does not call the brothers:

Джейкоб (Jacob) Джозеф (Joseph) Джон (John)

but instead uses the Slavic biblical variations of the names

Иаков (Iakov) Иосиф (Iosif) Иоанн (Ioann)

And I realized that the same can be done in Armenian. Thus, I present to you the Seedian family:

Հակոբոս (Hakobos) Հովսեփ (Hovsep) Հովհաննես (Hovhannes)

Among these three, the biblical and modern forms are the same except for Hakobos vs Hakob

It just occurred to me that these three are the same person:

Turns your weakness into strength

Makes you suffer

Will hunt you and your family for sport (sorry, Chloe)

P.S. Each time I want to skip my workout or duo lesson, I remember this post and end up sticking to the schedule.