Peaches, riiiiiight. Jacob is very sus for this one in particular.
So we all have noticed that weird peaches thing (that seemingly has no explanation). And I thought to myself “what a wonderful…”. No, wait, I thought, “what does Jacob call Pratt in other languages? Does it sound peachy? Is it fruity?”
I have gone over the subtitle files and, lo and behold, will now present to you all the variations that I managed to find. I will split them into three categories as follows:
“Why are you gae?”
“Who said I am gae?”
“Borderline homophobic (towards the original version)”
"Why are you gae?"
Отойди, красавчик. Step aside, handsome.
Possible variations: Pretty boy Usage: Often used playfully or sarcastically.
Datti una mossa, bellezza. Get moving, beauty.
Possible variations: Beautiful Usage: An affectionate term, though it can also be sarcastic.
عليك الخروج من هنا يا جميل You need to get out of here, handsome.
Possible variations: Beautiful, lovely, fine Usage: An affectionate term, though it can also be sarcastic.
Wegwezen, mop. Get lost, honey.
Possible variations: Dear Usage: An affectionate term between friends, though it can also be sarcastic.
Dégage de là, mon grand. Get out of here, big guy.
Possible variations: big bro, champ Usage: Literally, "my big one," used as a friendly or affectionate term, especially for a strong or tall person.
Wynoś się stąd, dziecinko. Get out of here, baby.
Possible variations: Little one, child, kid Usage: Can be affectionate but also condescending, depending on tone.
Note: We went from mon grand to dziecinko really fast there.
"Who said I am gae?"
Verschwinde hier, Schwätzer. Get out of here, you chatterbox.
Nothing to add here, really. Germans are on point, as always.
비켜라, 인마. Get out of the way, dude.
Possible variations: Hey you, buddy Usage: An impolite or blunt way to get someone's attention, often implying annoyance or frustration.
給我離開這裡,朋友。 给我离开这里,朋友。 Get out of here, friend.
Possible variations: Partner, pal, fellow Usage: Can be used warmly but might be neutral rather than a direct term of endearment.
"Borderline homophobic"
Largo de aquí. Get out of here.
I am sorry, Spanish, are you perhaps missing something?
Sai daqui, anda. Get out of here, come on.
Welp, at least we have the “come on” part.
Padej odsud. Get out of here.
Possible variations: Scram Usage: An informal and somewhat harsh way of telling someone to leave.
お前は下がっていろ Stay back.
He did, in fact, stay (in the) back. And then he STABBED in the back. MUHAHAHAHA
And here are some Armenian variations from me:
Գնա / Կորի / Կորի գնա / Գնա կորի / Մի կողմ գնա/ Գնա ստեղից /Շարժվի՛
Transcription: Gna / Kori / Kori gna / Gna kori / Mi koghme gna / Gna steghits / Sharzhvi!
Meanings: Go away / Disappear / Move aside / Get out of here / Move!
Անուշիկ(ս) / Սիրուն(ս) / Բալիկ (ջան) / Ախպեր (ջան) / Տղա (ջան) /Բլբուլ (ջան) / Ջան
Anushik(s): "Sweetie" / "My sweet" (-ս/s makes it possessive ("my sweet")) Sirun(s):"Beautiful" / "My beautiful" Balik jan: "Little one" / "Dear child" ("ջան/jan" adds warmth and affection) Akhper jan: "Brother" / "Bro" (affectionate and common between close male friends) Tgha jan: "Boy" / "Lad" Blbul jan: "Nightingale" (used for someone talkative or charming) Jan: A general term of endearment, meaning "dear" or "soul" (used after names or words to show affection)
Some fun ways of saying "Get out of here/scram"
Zmizni: Dissappear Choď preč: Go away Vypadni: Literal meaning "fall out of here" like a window (lol just a very fast exit) Choď do riti: Literal meaning "go into an ass" Zmizni mi z očé: Dissappear from my sight/eyes
Most common term of endearment:
Zlatko: Gold/Goldie. Similar to sweetie, sweetheart, honey Zlatíčko: An exaggerated "baby talk/sweetheart" addition to zlatko Miláčik: My love/lover Chrobáčik: Little beetle/bug Srdiečko: Heart/my heart The čik suffix is used to obtain the diminutive form.
Dig at Staci’s peach fuzz, considering EG is beard country or something related to Peaches the cougar. (@doritofalls)
Peaches the cougar was giving cultists a hard time, and Jacob is implying that Staci is being equally difficult to tame (@leviastan).
As a matter of fact, there might be some connection to Peaches the cougar as “Peaches is the only animal companion that Staci is positive about”. You can see his voice lines and attitude towards animals here.
Our poor boi is scared of dogs and bears T.T
He likes pussies tho it seems ≽^•⩊•^≼
I mean, that's
Staci “You know why I became a cop? To get laid” Pratt
for you, ladies and gentlemen.
Loyalty isn't about who you serve, it's about who you betray last.
You stare into the abyss long enough, and the abyss stares back.
The first time you take a bribe, it feels like a choice.
The second time, it feels like your job.
You didn't sell your soul. You just rented it out, one piece at a time.
Jacob: Snipe the deputy from the top of the hill. Don't move away. The stronger spirit will prevail. Chosen Soldiers: Isn't that how Brother John died? Jacob: BROTHER JOHN WAS WEAK.
Stay tuned for more Jacop and Bosstaci content.
Bonus Album cover:
My partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.
Jacob: "Cull the flowers ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚."
Staci: "okay grandpa let's get you to Eden"
Once upon a time, Jacob decided to make an honest man out of Deputy Bratt, and thus, the world was blessed with Stacy Seed.
In this AU, Jacob and Stacy managed to find shelter in John's bunker during The Collapse. Stacy misses Hudson and Wheaty a lot, so he honors their legacy by braiding his hair and wearing Wheaty's jewelry.
"Surprisingly," John's bunker didn't offer any normal clothes but instead had 1001 variations of his regular outfit. Stacy is not picky, and even tho green suits him better, he can also work with blue.
Now, what about Jacob's questionable accessory choices? Welp, the glasses are the only thing he has left of Joseph, so, even if they look off, he still wears them.
Or, he hopes that wearing them will prevent this siren from casting his spell and devouring his heart.
That is a stupid idea, Jacob; there is no way you can win this one fight.
Continue with Jacob's suffering here.
On the left, you see a healthy individual who doesn't smoke. On the right, we have a person who smokes 5 packs a day.
Remember, kids, smoking leads to hair loss!!!!
P.S. LOOK. AT. HIM.
Please take your time to enjoy the song and some rather scenic footage.
After a long day of dirty work, Boss Staci's got his smoke, Jacop's got his beer, and neither has any plans to talk about what just went down. It's not exactly peace, but it's the closest they get to tranquility.
"Each day, you must choose the pain of discipline or the pain of regret" - Jacob Pratt
Is it just me, or does Staci look absolutely regal with this particular face texture?