Man I Just Wanna Read Some Fics ):

Going on a flight!!!!!

With an airliner I've never been on before!!!!!!!

My totally-not-flight-anxiety is having a fun day :D

Its....So cold........I can see it...The red light at the end of the tunnel.........

if you can't handle me at my 'chat am i cooked', you don't deserve me at my 'we are so back'

I want to eat the rocky mountaint

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

My ancestors watching me not having an allowance/not knowing proper etiquette: Peasent bitch

My flexing my head still being attached: Fuck you too lmao

"Hoes don't get cold"

I say, freezing to death in 40⁰ weather

Whoever designed the back cup holders in the Benz needs to die

Ok so like

I hate tea

Ooooh

Wooooow

Anyways

Today

I went to a restaurant

Cause I'm on vacation

And who tf cooks on vacations

FUCK ANYWAYS

And so I saw smthn like a prickly pear lemonade

And turns out

They don't have lemonade (My go to)

So the waitress (bless her heart)

Offers to change it to Tea instead

And I, not wanting to change it totally, was just like SURE ;^;

And so I got it

And I took a sip

AND THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD TEA IVE EVER HAD WTF

AHHHHH

IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY LIKE TEA

(Other tea is still dogshit)

BUT LIKE OMG

TEA