Somethin-needs-to-go-here - Wyvern I Think

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

Noost

I'm sobbing

Fuck it that's my friend's new nickname

BEWARE NOOST

hey. Don’t fucking call it that

Fuckin

Goddam

I'm not old

Just tall

With eyebags that can rival a raccoon

And a will to live that's just as real as my sanity

😔

My ancestors watching me not having an allowance/not knowing proper etiquette: Peasent bitch

My flexing my head still being attached: Fuck you too lmao

Whoever designed the back cup holders in the Benz needs to die

Prision gang

hi. are you scared? i know i'm scared. i'm scared a lot, actually. but when i curl up under the blankets to hide from the world outside they are soft and comforting against my skin. and food still tastes good even when my hands tremble holding the fork. so i think that we will be okay

"ThE fUcKs FlEx JeT??"

A flexible jet, white boy

Watching my parents try to figure out how to drive a fancy car is the best thing to ever happen to me

They're so dumb

It's hilarious

(Derogatoraly towards my mom, semi jokingly towards my dad)

(Can't have yall thinkin I like my mom)

(This is very important information)