Um Sorry For Moaning When You Stabbed Me. It's Been A Really Long Time Since Anyone Touched Me Like That

I just woke up from a nap and like

I drempt???,

For the first time in like a year??????

AND I FEEL WELL RESTED??????

THIS IS NOT NORMAL WHAT US HAOPENING?????

i FUCKED UP

SHIT

MY FRIEND IS FOLLOWING MY TUMBLR

AND FOUND MY POST ABOUT TELLING ANOTHRR FRIEND TO READ THE POWDERED DONUTS FIC

AND NKW SHE IS

IN FRKNT OF ME

OUTLOUD

IF YOURE READING THIS FUCK YOU

THIS IS TORTURE

Everytime I see a cop dog I get sad. That dog should be at the club.

"ThE fUcKs FlEx JeT??"

A flexible jet, white boy

Noost

I'm sobbing

Fuck it that's my friend's new nickname

BEWARE NOOST

hey. Don’t fucking call it that

I had.... the weirdest nightmare(????) I've ever had??????

Ok so like

I was in a sophomore/junior high school class

And we were learning math (I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERS)

And the teacher was all like Today!! We're learning a new topic!!!! Cross Multiplication!!!! And everyone was so confused all like

What's multiplication?????? And so I, being the massive fucking buzzkill nerd I am, ask the teacher Oh! When do we learn Calculus? (In my school ppl usually start pre-calc junior/senior year) And everyone in the class stared at me like I was some kind of extraplanar freak

And then the teacher kinda softly whispered In college.... And then I started crying

And I woke up right after I started crying

Math 😔

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Part 2!

Snake, Worm off a string (what crimes shall he do?), and Strawberry frog! (By Heartel Design)

Cool hair ornament! (Only got tangled like 20 times lol)

HSR blind bag shakers (By @akibirds on insta) (HSR)

Sayu and Kazuha lucky charms! (By Blulious) (Genshin)

Mystery Bag Red Junimo! (Stardew)

HSR Star Rail Nyas: Jade, Seele, Boothill, 4* Herta, and Natasha! (By @natsumiclub on insta) (HSR)

So I went to my first Con last Saturday, here's the pics of my spoils! (No pics from actual con yet, I broke my phone and am still trying get all my old photos back ;^;)

FeiXiao poster! (Honkai Star Rail) (By @.yu._.art on insta)

Chuuya Poster (BSD), Arlecchino Poster (Genshin), and Mavuika pin (Genshin)! (All by @.maxlingorange on Instagram)

Shocked Cat plush that I have (not so) lovingly named Dazai

ENBEE

Lil Dice Snake (D20 is removable!) (Also say hi to Tripp or he will cry)

Cool amethyst (My birthstone/favorite stone)

Choco Strawberry Eevee! (alchemyartgroup.com)

The rewards from a Hoyo themed scavenger hunt! (Cards are Brim Hatter & Kumquatt Tea, both on insta) (The artists involved are @.akibirds, @.natsumiclub, @.yu._.art, @.kumquatt_tea, & @.brim_hatter, all on insta)

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