Everytime I See A Cop Dog I Get Sad. That Dog Should Be At The Club.

The average person cannot remember thr name of a song

I, whomst listens to 200 million songs a day and can't remember the name to any of them, am an outlier and should not be counted

(Edit: Who -> Whomst)

(My ELA teacher is prolly crying rn)

Soukoku 🖤🖤 text posts

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

Watching my parents try to figure out how to drive a fancy car is the best thing to ever happen to me

They're so dumb

It's hilarious

(Derogatoraly towards my mom, semi jokingly towards my dad)

(Can't have yall thinkin I like my mom)

(This is very important information)

No WIP yesterday cause I finally finished a piece!!

This was made for an art challenge on a discord

The theme was: Whimsical

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

the voice of the devil

Everyone someone pronounces Foucault right, a demon gets its horns 😌

(I'm looking at you, every video ever covering the Foucault Pendulum)

(Or article that tries to write out the pronunciation but inevitably fucks it up)

(But it is also equally hilarious watching people struggle)