The Average Person Cannot Remember Thr Name Of A Song

do you want the world to explode, chuuya? :( i dont think so

I'm fucking crying

They win for best reply in that entire comment section

Fuck

Devisions

Cosplay?

(I put chuuya here because I think it'd be hilarious to see a 6' chuuya)

Someone compared moldo to Jesus (hecame back to life) when trying to find out if his trial would count as murder or attempted murder

(They eventually determined it would be murder)

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

Everyone someone pronounces Foucault right, a demon gets its horns 😌

(I'm looking at you, every video ever covering the Foucault Pendulum)

(Or article that tries to write out the pronunciation but inevitably fucks it up)

(But it is also equally hilarious watching people struggle)

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on top of your mom #sexualintercourse

I see way too many posts about being really affectionate with your friends and if you aren't hugging and kissing your friends then you don't really have friends and you should be in love with your friends a little bit and it annoys me so here's a post that shouts out non-affectionate friends. shoutout to the people who don't like affection or hugging or being super gushy with each other but still love and appreciate their friends dearly. shoutout to the people who find it really hard to be emotionally vulnerable and sweet but are still always there for you in a crisis. shoutout to people who don't have to be hugging you constantly to prove that they care about you