If Tumblr Shuts Down You Can Find Me On Top Of Your Mom #sexualintercourse

i FUCKED UP

SHIT

MY FRIEND IS FOLLOWING MY TUMBLR

AND FOUND MY POST ABOUT TELLING ANOTHRR FRIEND TO READ THE POWDERED DONUTS FIC

AND NKW SHE IS

IN FRKNT OF ME

OUTLOUD

IF YOURE READING THIS FUCK YOU

THIS IS TORTURE

whoever decided discord file size limit should be 10mb must be put in the pillory in the town square and have tomatoes and other rotten items thrown at them

What if

Ssk fic

Mmm

Yea fuck it we ball

Monster fucker but it's just Dazai and Corruption Chuuya

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

How inspiring!

"ThE fUcKs FlEx JeT??"

A flexible jet, white boy

I had.... the weirdest nightmare(????) I've ever had??????

Ok so like

I was in a sophomore/junior high school class

And we were learning math (I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERS)

And the teacher was all like Today!! We're learning a new topic!!!! Cross Multiplication!!!! And everyone was so confused all like

What's multiplication?????? And so I, being the massive fucking buzzkill nerd I am, ask the teacher Oh! When do we learn Calculus? (In my school ppl usually start pre-calc junior/senior year) And everyone in the class stared at me like I was some kind of extraplanar freak

And then the teacher kinda softly whispered In college.... And then I started crying

And I woke up right after I started crying

Math 😔