How Inspiring!

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

The average person cannot remember thr name of a song

I, whomst listens to 200 million songs a day and can't remember the name to any of them, am an outlier and should not be counted

(Edit: Who -> Whomst)

(My ELA teacher is prolly crying rn)

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

i hate rejection sensitivity dude wdym my coworker gently corrected my mistake and i want to bash my own skull in with a hammer

When the voices are telling you to jump but ur at the grand canyon lol

i FUCKED UP

SHIT

MY FRIEND IS FOLLOWING MY TUMBLR

AND FOUND MY POST ABOUT TELLING ANOTHRR FRIEND TO READ THE POWDERED DONUTS FIC

AND NKW SHE IS

IN FRKNT OF ME

OUTLOUD

IF YOURE READING THIS FUCK YOU

THIS IS TORTURE

whoever decided discord file size limit should be 10mb must be put in the pillory in the town square and have tomatoes and other rotten items thrown at them

Today’s morning thoughts: The SKK dungeon scene, and how all Dazai did was brag about being Chuuya’s ONE and ONLY partner the entire time.

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔