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Ok so like

I hate tea

Ooooh

Wooooow

Anyways

Today

I went to a restaurant

Cause I'm on vacation

And who tf cooks on vacations

FUCK ANYWAYS

And so I saw smthn like a prickly pear lemonade

And turns out

They don't have lemonade (My go to)

So the waitress (bless her heart)

Offers to change it to Tea instead

And I, not wanting to change it totally, was just like SURE ;^;

And so I got it

And I took a sip

AND THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD TEA IVE EVER HAD WTF

AHHHHH

IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY LIKE TEA

(Other tea is still dogshit)

BUT LIKE OMG

TEA

Me: I should address this.

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway: Wait 👆 I have a suggestion…

"Hoes don't get cold"

I say, freezing to death in 40⁰ weather

There's an undeniable sexual tension between Bromine and Mercury, the only two elements in natural liquid phase

I'm not autistic but younger me would relate to this a bit too much

Cause it was all that + not feeling like I belonged in my body, so it's nice just seeing someone bring it up

Shout out to all yall who were made fun of for no fuckin reason growing up <3

You're all doing better/going to do better than those dip shits who made fun of you

happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

VIOLINIST NIKOLIEVWHXHWBXHDBBEBW

YES

THIS

HOLY SHIT

OMG IS HE DRAWN WITH CORRECT PLAYING POSTURE

AHHHHHHH

I'm totally normal about characters depicted as play a violin

Trust

Soukoku 🖤🖤 text posts

Someone compared moldo to Jesus (hecame back to life) when trying to find out if his trial would count as murder or attempted murder

(They eventually determined it would be murder)

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

Gay

Gay

Homo

Sexual

Gay

(In my homophobic era frfr)

i h8 them