Somethin-needs-to-go-here - Wyvern I Think

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

The average person cannot remember thr name of a song

I, whomst listens to 200 million songs a day and can't remember the name to any of them, am an outlier and should not be counted

(Edit: Who -> Whomst)

(My ELA teacher is prolly crying rn)

I want to eat the rocky mountaint

reblog to blow up a transphobe

whoever decided discord file size limit should be 10mb must be put in the pillory in the town square and have tomatoes and other rotten items thrown at them

"ThE fUcKs FlEx JeT??"

A flexible jet, white boy

I had.... the weirdest nightmare(????) I've ever had??????

Ok so like

I was in a sophomore/junior high school class

And we were learning math (I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERS)

And the teacher was all like Today!! We're learning a new topic!!!! Cross Multiplication!!!! And everyone was so confused all like

What's multiplication?????? And so I, being the massive fucking buzzkill nerd I am, ask the teacher Oh! When do we learn Calculus? (In my school ppl usually start pre-calc junior/senior year) And everyone in the class stared at me like I was some kind of extraplanar freak

And then the teacher kinda softly whispered In college.... And then I started crying

And I woke up right after I started crying

Math 😔

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

Man I should prolly get a pfp

Nahh