I Want To [remembers That Suicide Jokes Only Further Damage My Mental Health] Fuck You Like An Animal

Noost

I'm sobbing

Fuck it that's my friend's new nickname

BEWARE NOOST

hey. Don’t fucking call it that

I had.... the weirdest nightmare(????) I've ever had??????

Ok so like

I was in a sophomore/junior high school class

And we were learning math (I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERS)

And the teacher was all like Today!! We're learning a new topic!!!! Cross Multiplication!!!! And everyone was so confused all like

What's multiplication?????? And so I, being the massive fucking buzzkill nerd I am, ask the teacher Oh! When do we learn Calculus? (In my school ppl usually start pre-calc junior/senior year) And everyone in the class stared at me like I was some kind of extraplanar freak

And then the teacher kinda softly whispered In college.... And then I started crying

And I woke up right after I started crying

Math 😔

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

How inspiring!

I just woke up from a nap and like

I drempt???,

For the first time in like a year??????

AND I FEEL WELL RESTED??????

THIS IS NOT NORMAL WHAT US HAOPENING?????

gas pumps are sexual in the way that gasoline smells so good and the nozzles are inherently phallic yet society says you cant do anything about that

I had a dream last night

Where in the next BSD manga chapter

Atsushi sees like

Another flashback about Akutagawa

And it's when he's dying

And Akutagawa is thinking all gay n shit like

'To die for one I love, is to die happy'

And like idk what that means??????

Manifesting cannon sskk in my dreams ig