Somethin-needs-to-go-here - Wyvern I Think

do you want the world to explode, chuuya? :( i dont think so

having a bad memory sucks but it's even worse when you have an inconstantly bad memory. first kiss? no clue. when i realised i was trans? i dunno, some time in highschool i think. drinking orange juice in my grandma's car when i was 6? crystal clear, baby.

Me: I should address this.

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway: Wait 👆 I have a suggestion…

"Hoes don't get cold"

I say, freezing to death in 40⁰ weather

When I flirt w/ my friends and they don't believe me when I say I'm aro 😔

oh are we making aromantic trend? hell yeah reblog if you're aromantic or if you want to beat everyone who says 'you'll find someone eventually' to death with hammers. in solidarity.

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

Watching my parents try to figure out how to drive a fancy car is the best thing to ever happen to me

They're so dumb

It's hilarious

(Derogatoraly towards my mom, semi jokingly towards my dad)

(Can't have yall thinkin I like my mom)

(This is very important information)

the voice of the devil

Ok so like

I hate tea

Ooooh

Wooooow

Anyways

Today

I went to a restaurant

Cause I'm on vacation

And who tf cooks on vacations

FUCK ANYWAYS

And so I saw smthn like a prickly pear lemonade

And turns out

They don't have lemonade (My go to)

So the waitress (bless her heart)

Offers to change it to Tea instead

And I, not wanting to change it totally, was just like SURE ;^;

And so I got it

And I took a sip

AND THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD TEA IVE EVER HAD WTF

AHHHHH

IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY LIKE TEA

(Other tea is still dogshit)

BUT LIKE OMG

TEA