Is That A Hard Boiled Egg In Your Back Pocket Or Is Your Penis Just Round And On The Wrong Side

Recently bought a sketch book and have been drawing on my work breaks.

“man i’m glad none of my irl friends can see the shit i post on tumblr”

then i remember

the one

There's an undeniable sexual tension between Bromine and Mercury, the only two elements in natural liquid phase

Ok so like

I hate tea

Ooooh

Wooooow

Anyways

Today

I went to a restaurant

Cause I'm on vacation

And who tf cooks on vacations

FUCK ANYWAYS

And so I saw smthn like a prickly pear lemonade

And turns out

They don't have lemonade (My go to)

So the waitress (bless her heart)

Offers to change it to Tea instead

And I, not wanting to change it totally, was just like SURE ;^;

And so I got it

And I took a sip

AND THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD TEA IVE EVER HAD WTF

AHHHHH

IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY LIKE TEA

(Other tea is still dogshit)

BUT LIKE OMG

TEA

i hate rejection sensitivity dude wdym my coworker gently corrected my mistake and i want to bash my own skull in with a hammer

So I went to my first Con last Saturday, here's the pics of my spoils! (No pics from actual con yet, I broke my phone and am still trying get all my old photos back ;^;)

FeiXiao poster! (Honkai Star Rail) (By @yu._.art on insta)

Chuuya Poster (BSD), Arlecchino Poster (Genshin), and Mavuika pin (Genshin)! (All by @maxlingorange on Instagram)

Shocked Cat plush that I have (not so) lovingly named Dazai

ENBEE

Lil Dice Snake (D20 is removable!) (Also say hi to Tripp or he will cry)

Cool amethyst (My birthstone/favorite stone)

Choco Strawberry Eevee! (alchemyartgroup.com)

The rewards from a Hoyo themed scavenger hunt! (Cards are Brim Hatter & Kumquatt Tea, both on insta) (The artists involved are @akibirds , @natsumiclub, @yu._.art, @kumquatt_tea, & @brim_hatter, all on insta)

(PART 1!!!! CHECK REPLIES/PROFILE FOR THE REST)

Bitch 9/11 was an inside job

And THAT was an inside thought

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

Fuckin

Goddam

I'm not old

Just tall

With eyebags that can rival a raccoon

And a will to live that's just as real as my sanity

😔

"WhY aRe YoU tAkInG yOuR cHrOmEbOoK?"

You don't even wanna KNOW white boy