The One

"ThE fUcKs FlEx JeT??"

A flexible jet, white boy

Ok so like

I was taking my ELA state test

And one of the passages was based in Japan

So I was all like

Ykw? It might be from an author a BSD character is based on

And ya know fuckin what

IT WAS

IT WAS THE TANGERINE STORY FROM THE REAL GODDAM LIFE AKUTAGAWA RYUUNOSUKE

DID I FOCUS ON THAT PORTION OF THE TEST AT ALL?

NO

AM I PROLLY GONNA FAIL?

YEAH

BUT WAS THERE A BSD REFERENCE IN AN OFFICAL STATE TEST??????????

NOT INTENTIONALLY

Me rn frfr

baby wants smoko

"Hoes don't get cold"

I say, freezing to death in 40⁰ weather

Its....So cold........I can see it...The red light at the end of the tunnel.........

No cause like

Every time he does something wrong in front of Atsushi, he always play it off??

And finds someone else to blame??

Like he refuses to put any blame on himself

And it's not even with Atsushi alone

Even Chuuya and Akutagawa, he tries to claim he didn't mean it/did it out of kindness????

(Don't have any proof, but I'm sure if I went looking I could find some rlly easily)

It had to be the headmaster because Dazai would never willingly show Atsushi how he abused Akutagawa because he's too addicted to Atsushi looking at him like he was a good person

Noost

I'm sobbing

Fuck it that's my friend's new nickname

BEWARE NOOST

hey. Don’t fucking call it that

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

Prision gang

IM SOBNING RN

WHY

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

AGHHHHHHHH

WHY CANT MY LOVE LIFE BE LIKE RANPO AND POE FROM FKN BSD

THEY ARE PREFECTION

THEY ARE THE ROLE RELATIONSHIP

I SWEAR

I WANT RANPO X POE

BUT ALL IM GETTING

IS DAZAI X THE FUCKING RIVER

AHHHHHHH