Ok So Like

my babey.

Watching my parents try to figure out how to drive a fancy car is the best thing to ever happen to me

They're so dumb

It's hilarious

(Derogatoraly towards my mom, semi jokingly towards my dad)

(Can't have yall thinkin I like my mom)

(This is very important information)

Going on a flight!!!!!

With an airliner I've never been on before!!!!!!!

My totally-not-flight-anxiety is having a fun day :D

I want to eat the rocky mountaint

This mf gets it

Ranpo would drink battery acid unironicly

Soukoku 🖤🖤 text posts

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

Ok so like

I hate tea

Ooooh

Wooooow

Anyways

Today

I went to a restaurant

Cause I'm on vacation

And who tf cooks on vacations

FUCK ANYWAYS

And so I saw smthn like a prickly pear lemonade

And turns out

They don't have lemonade (My go to)

So the waitress (bless her heart)

Offers to change it to Tea instead

And I, not wanting to change it totally, was just like SURE ;^;

And so I got it

And I took a sip

AND THIS IS THE ONLY GOOD TEA IVE EVER HAD WTF

AHHHHH

IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY LIKE TEA

(Other tea is still dogshit)

BUT LIKE OMG

TEA